[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Captain.Remy

I didn't know what to expect in this thread so that's why I did lie a bit, I didn't want to sound like a bad guy but as a lot of members here got into trouble so here is my full CV:

-About 4 times for over speed limit driving. I can't help myself, driving fast is awesome.
-Once for fighting in a bar but I didn't end up at the police station, they just warned me.
-3 times for fighting in bars + outside. I've been banned from this bars. I ended up in the police station but I managed not to get anything. My older sister came to get me because my parents would have killed me. They don't know that yet.
-Possibly once or twice for using my mobile while driving.
-I almost got arrested for swearing at a policeman. Back in 2006, I was 16, it was 4am, I was drunk, a policeman checked out of my friends and I were being cool then I told him to shut the fuck up.

There we go.

Do some of these count? I'd imagined the definition of arrested involved being dragged-off to the police station "Possibly once or twice for using my mobile while driving" - I'd have imagined you'd remember if the police dragged you out once or twice.