[setanta]

Diss XFactor - Check (although he does have a point about the fireworks and spectacle overpowering the performers - the sound on last years show was absolutely terrible)
Mention his name among real comedy legends - Check
Mention Knighthood but be sure to note that he's perfectly happy with an OBE- Check
After his less than subtle attempts at further cementing his reputation among the true great British TV icons be sure to add that he may be leaving our television sets very shortly, thereby highlighting what a great ambassador and sad loss he'd be - Check

Yes, I'm a cynic.