[Shaun]

The Naughty French Maids:

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They will be dressed up like this during the first half of performing their song.. LIVE ON EUROVISION!

In the second half of the song they will strip themselves out of the gimp costumes into this..



Dix....... Neuf.......Huit.......Sept.......Six.......Cinq... ....Quatre.......Trois....... Deux.......Un.......
*5 second Instrumental Break*
We want to teach you a little thing or two! *All the girls wink wink*

We want to brush you up with our feather dusters,
Brush, Brush, Brush! *All the girls waft their feather dusters*
We hope you are shaven down there,
NO Bush, Bush, Bush!
We want you to shake your tail feathers,
Shake, Shake, Shake!
And then come all over on us and we,
Take, Take, Take!
Like a piece of cake.... oh yeaaaaaaah! *All the girls wink wink*
*Then Chorus*

Chorus
We want to get down and dirty on you,
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Start with the French Kissing then the heavy petting...
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Then with the licky licky and the sucky sucky,
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
We will go all the way on this escapade,
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And give you a double round of walnut whipping,
Spank, Spank, Spank
This will teach you, this will teach you, this will teach you,
Hell Yeah!
End Chorus

*20 second Instrumental Break - the girls undressing their outfits*

Can you feel it? *One of the girls has close up into the camera*

*20 second Instrumental Break - the girls undressing their outfits*

Brush me up baby on my muff, let’s get,
Rough, Rough, Rough!
It’s our night tonight baby so get me up the,
Duff, Duff, Duff!
Nothing is over until I have had enough and that is,
Tough, Tough, Tough!

We teach you the rules,
You play the game,
Or we will go round and say your dick is lame!
Ooo la la, Ooo la la,
You wouldn’t want that to happen now would ya? *One of the girls has close up into the camera*
Then Chorus x2 followed by...

This will teach you, this will teach you, this will teach you,
Hell Yeah! x5