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Right, I've tried to break down mine into bits that I think they can relate to

yeah ill sorry meow gaga lol dapping sai;sy emo colour apartment meander sellotape zoo harry kill face hell assemble predictable gas jolly tin elephant violin ask yourself

ill - I have been ill recently
gaga - there was a thread earlier about her VS Madonna
colour - on BGT earlier, there was a mention of lots of colour for one of the acts [that's a bit of an extreme relation though
meander - also on BGT, there was a prop that had to be meandered onto the stage [again, pretty extreme relation I guess]
sellotape - there was something to do with masking tape mentioned on BGT as well
harry kill - I can only imagine this was meant to be Harry Hill [an act impersonating him on BGT]
face - the problem I had was on my face...
jolly - one of the acts on BGT was quite jolly
violin - violins in use by one of the acts on BGT

Christ al-****ing mighty, that is quite scary. If that was a legitimate attempt [which I'm not sure if it was myself], then BGT has some huge influence.