[Lee.]

I hate a-hole mums who feel the need to talk in an extra loud voice to their children so the whole shop/playground/wherever can hear. "oh Farquhar, did you do a painting for mummy? Well that is delightful! Now, we're going to go home and mummy is going to do her chores and then we'll make cookies together.... oh and remember we're going hillwalking this weekend, I'll bet you're excited!"
All said in a ridiculously loud over affected voice... grrrr