[NurseRatched]

I had Josie pegged as a nice girl at the beginning - no agenda, no transparent desire for a media career, just out for a laugh, yadda yadda yadda. How wrong could I be.

In fact she's a brilliant housemate because as the weeks go by the sugar coating wears off to reveal the hard nut underneath. First she appoints JJ her house fauxmance although the poor bloke has told her a million times he's not interested. Then she goes around planting suspicions in people's heads, stands back innocently and surveys the fallout. Then she puts the hatchet into Caoimhe, again without being too obvious.

She has the ability to be a complete sheet-stirrer without ever getting her own hands dirty. Keep her in and watch the stuff hit the fan. All hail Josie the evil genius - mwhahahahaha...