[Angus]

As a Ben fan I don't take offence,
to suggest he likes Mario is just dense,
he does his best to tell him no,
but Mario I think is a wee bit "slow".

If anything, listen to what I say,
Mario wants a piece of JJ,
He's sleazy and sly and if he could
I guarantee that with JJ he would

You may not like our Ben it's true,
but I promise you that loads of us do,
and one thing's for sure, I guarantee,
It's the women he likes, it's plain to see.







Now just because you hate Ben, Jo