[fingers]

You've all fallen for his gameplan which is to pretend that he is a lovable buffoon! He is NOT! He is a vile charlatan who preys on the sick and dying outside of the house just to pay for his junkets to America and the Middle East, where he pretends to get drunk on "Jesus Juice" by sniffing his Bible. If that's the kind of person you want to hand over £100K to, go ahead!

[benjib]

dave is sooooo funny

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by fingers

You've all fallen for his gameplan which is to pretend that he is a lovable buffoon! He is NOT! He is a vile charlatan who preys on the sick and dying outside of the house just to pay for his junkets to America and the Middle East, where he pretends to get drunk on "Jesus Juice" by sniffing his Bible. If that's the kind of person you want to hand over £100K to, go ahead!

dont forget he can cure cancer and grow steves legs back.

its sick that people like to keep a fraud in instead of an entertaining housemate.