[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Omah

Yeah, I said as much at the time myself - a perfect day for most lads would be a few beers, footie on the telly, pizza and a porno .....

As far as I'm aware neither Mario nor Andrew has any interest in footie (or other cliched 'male' pastimes). Dave also gets upset at any hint of female nudity, and it's the show's policy never to ply them with too much booze.

Your suggestion seems a total non-starter/fail for these reasons.

On the other hand, Mario has always been excited when pampering products come into the house, and I'm sure Andrew will have enjoyed being touched-up by the 2 beauty therapists.

The day also meant a decent meal in a week they're on basic rations.