[Novo]

The Ogre has just won Celebrity big brother and she is jumping around on the sofa and the beds breaking them one by one with her Ogre Sized frame she then proceeds to eat all the leftovers in the fridge.. she is now thinking of what she can spend the money on whilst stuffing her face with 6 week old stale biscuits king ben left behind.. she thinks all is well and then she notices something in the distance!..

She notices someone is walking down the stairs and into the house.. the dark brother is now getting closer and he doesn't look like he is about to take any **** from this Ogre he after all is the Ogre slayer after taking care off an Ogre called Tina Malone, Yes that's right the man in question is Captain Coolio, Josie the ogre goes to greet Coolio " He..l...l...o i... a..m J..o...s..i...e stuttering in front of the greatest Captain the world has ever seen. There is a 10 second pause and then 5 words came out of the great one's mouth

" I DON'T GIVE A ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

He said it so loud the ogre stumbled across the floor on her fat arse.. Coolio Picks her up and says " your going for a ride bitch!!!!! pack your bags and get the **** outta my house!!!!!!! " Coolio reaches the top of the stairs exhausted at carrying all that weight but he still has some energy left to flip the fat waste of space over the stairs she lands straight on Govan breaking his neck in the process

The Morale of this story is that Coolio can kill two birds with one stone

[Jack_]

Tina Malone would be far better and more useful than Coolio, to be honest.

[Smithy]

[Novo]

Originally Posted by Jack_

Tina Malone would be far better and more useful than Coolio, to be honest.

We have already got one Ogre we don't need two, I am sure Coolio sort them both out though

[Novo]

Originally Posted by Smithy

Puff

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by Novo

We have already got one Ogre we don't need two, I am sure Coolio sort them both out though

Do you not remember when Tina ripped Coolio to pieces when she bellowed at him?

Goes down as one of the funniest CBB moments of all time

[Novo]

Originally Posted by Jack_

Do you not remember when Tina ripped Coolio to pieces when she bellowed at him?

Goes down as one of the funniest CBB moments of all time

I remember Coolio calling her the princess from the Shrek, that was much funnier

[Locke.]

Originally Posted by Jack_

Tina Malone would be far better and more useful than Coolio, to be honest.

"I'm not going to take ****ing tips from someone that looks like a ****ing bowling ball with legs,"

[Patrick]

Brilliant.

I was laughing so hard.

You can see it now after he says 'I Don't Give A ****'

'Now get out of my house'

Josie finishes her digestives before saying 'No cheeky bugger will ever tell me what to do!'

'And I just ******ing did it!'

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by Novo

I remember Coolio calling her the princess from the Shrek, that was much funnier

Originally Posted by Locke.

"I'm not going to take ****ing tips from someone that looks like a ****ing bowling ball with legs,"

Don't get me wrong...I liked Coolio, I just think he isn't needed in UBB. Not a lot of celebrities are.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Jack_

Don't get me wrong...I liked Coolio, I just think he isn't needed in UBB. Not a lot of celebrities are.

This is true, we do not need John McCock.


The only celebrities we really honestly need to survive these next 2 weeks are Tina Malone and Coolio just for the arguments when it goes abit quiet.

And Tina must do the shopping list every day so Coolio can fight with her over it.

Can you imagine it:

11:48AM Tina, Nikki, Coolio, Rex and Sophie are at the sofas.
Tina: I may try and loose abit of weight again on my fanny.
Nikki: Where's that?
Tina: You know down there on ya pussy? *Falls over the sofa and lands on the black board*
Coolio: Oh you fat hungry ass, Now we can't do the shoppin' because you ******ing broke the black board.
Tina: Hold on a minute Coolio, It's not your decision to tell me what we can and can't do.
Coolio: Oh shut the ****** up woman!

[Novo]

Coolio is needed the most, what other housemate can piss everyone off as much as Captain Coolio?

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Novo

The Ogre has just won Celebrity big brother and she is jumping around on the sofa and the beds breaking them one by one with her Ogre Sized frame she then proceeds to eat all the leftovers in the fridge.. she is now thinking of what she can spend the money on whilst stuffing her face with 6 week old stale biscuits king ben left behind.. she thinks all is well and then she notices something in the distance!..

She notices someone is walking down the stairs and into the house.. the dark brother is now getting closer and he doesn't look like he is about to take any **** from this Ogre he after all is the Ogre slayer after taking care off an Ogre called Tina Malone, Yes that's right the man in question is Captain Coolio, Josie the ogre goes to greet Coolio " He..l...l...o i... a..m J..o...s..i...e stuttering in front of the greatest Captain the world has ever seen. There is a 10 second pause and then 5 words came out of the great one's mouth

" I DON'T GIVE A ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

He said it so loud the ogre stumbled across the floor on her fat arse.. Coolio Picks her up and says " your going for a ride bitch!!!!! pack your bags and get the **** outta my house!!!!!!! " Coolio reaches the top of the stairs exhausted at carrying all that weight but he still has some energy left to flip the fat waste of space over the stairs she lands straight on Govan breaking his neck in the process

The Morale of this story is that Coolio can kill two birds with one stone

channelle and ziggy got what they deserved.

[Novo]

What have they got to do with this

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Novo

What have they got to do with this

My thoughts exactly.