[Patrick]

The entire thing ******ed up and it wouldn't let me log into the computer, so I threw my cuppa' coffee at the wall and broke my Kit Kat mug

Then my mum came back and was pissed because I wrecked my room over the keyboard so after about an hour, my step dad fixed it by replacing the keyboard with the one downstairs.

My mum thinks I broke the keyboard, the bitch I told her like 10 times It was the computer.

Such'a sh-t birthday

Anyways, thanks for the replies guys.. even if some of you did LOL at my pain *Evils*