[Romantic Old Bird]

Sticks, I find it deeply reassuring that in an age when moral turpitude ( behaviour which is inherently base, vile or depraved)
is increasingly the norm, we still have men of your calibre protecting the populace from the slimy underbelly of life.

We can all sleep safe in our beds in the knowledge that somewhere out there is a guardian of human morality, ever watchful and never ceasing in their attempts to keep us innocent, chaste and unsullied.

I feel a rousing chorus of 'Oh Sir Jasper do not touch me' is in order.........