[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by parmnion

nah this was a young lad, half mongolish down the big market.

Ah I dont know of him then

I might if I saw him

[setanta]

Originally Posted by bansheewails

There is always one isn't there!

He's a legend. His legs just disappear. He once fell down a flight of stairs. Just a joke when he's drunk, and we're all as bad as him but we never lose our relationship with the perpendicular, you know that way?

[Lucy.]

Ever seen the chap on Northumberland Street Vicky who grunts at you when you walk past and then follows you mumbling? I guess that doesn't describe much... that's half of Newcastle's alchy population! LOL.

[bansheewails]

Originally Posted by setanta

He's a legend. His legs just disappear. He once fell down a flight of stairs. Just a joke when he's drunk, and we're all as bad as him but we never lose our relationship with the perpendicular, you know that way?

A woman here too, she tries to box everyone. She is 5ft **** all and a fart would knock her over, but she is game!

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Lucy.

Ever seen the chap on Northumberland Street Vicky who grunts at you when you walk past and then follows you mumbling? I guess that doesn't describe much... that's half of Newcastle's alchy population! LOL.

Haha nothing stands out really

I know of many like that

[Lucy.]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Haha nothing stands out really

I know of many like that

[setanta]

But your man at the pub was so funny. he was saying things like, "they don't know, they don't know. You and me, all the way. They're just jealous...Jjjjealous. " We were dying.

[MTVN]

In the village I live there was this guy who lived in a caravan who was basically the village tramp, went around on his bycicle stealing from people (my Dad caught him taking some wine and chips from us once) and begging for money. He actually died a few months ago after moving to a proper house a few miles away

There's alsp this crazy lady in my village who recently escaped from an insane asylum. She just strolls around all day occasionally popping in the pub, she's so mad

[bansheewails]

Originally Posted by setanta

But your man at the pub was so funny. he was saying things like, "they don't know, they don't know. You and me, all the way. They're just jealous...Jjjjealous. " We were dying.

He must have loved himself!

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by Lucy.

Ever seen the chap on Northumberland Street Vicky who grunts at you when you walk past and then follows you mumbling? I guess that doesn't describe much... that's half of Newcastle's alchy population! LOL.

thats me you cheeky cow

[setanta]

Originally Posted by bansheewails

He must have loved himself!

Nah, he loved the chap in the mirror; that was why it was so funny. Why are us Irish so mad in our sense of humour?

[Lucy.]

Originally Posted by parmnion

thats me you cheeky cow

I knew I recognized you from somewhere

[LaLaLand]

Where my Auntie lives there was a man called "Dirty Dai" (Welsh nickname for "David", pronounced 'die') who had a house but was basically a tramp. His house was near-derelict and his car had no windows except for the windscreen.

I went to a wedding do in the pub and came out with my family, walked about half way back to our car by my Auntie's house and heard people talking quite loudly and then heard an audience laughing.

We got nearer to find he'd wired his TV up to the street lamp somehow and was watching "Baddiel & Skinner Unplanned" in the middle of the road lmfao!

Nice bloke though, always said hello and things, God rest his soul.

[Ramsay]

westlife

[Ramsay]

used to smoke up loads of ganj with shane filan befoere he got famous :/
sellout

[bansheewails]

Originally Posted by Karl.

westlife

Oh, I am sorry for your troubles.

[ILoveTRW]

A man was printing money in his garage a couple of years ago and got caught, thats about it.

[Lee.]

We have a few here, but the best known is Disco Deek..

He walks around the town all day, going into every shop and shouting hiya and waving at all the staff.. He ALWAYS has a bottle of juice under his arm and I think he is definitely the happiest person I know!

In the summer, he wears tiny tight shorts with an ever so attractive line of arse crack sweat on the back

Here he is..

[parmnion]

I love disco deek.

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by parmnion

I love disco deek.

Are you from around the same parts as Disco Deek??

[Stacey.]

Well twice there's been some pedo round my old primary school waiting for kids and as it's a really small town where I live, everyone knows about him. This was like a while ago now though, don't know what happened to him.

There's this woman who rides round on her grannymobile and everyone knows her, she's a bit mental or something I think.

Also there's a lollipop lady who's been on the weakest link LOL and she's old, fat and ugly, goes everywhere and knows everyone. She's a bit freaky actually. She's a virgin too.

[30stone]

An elvis bloke, havent seen him in months..

But he used to wear and elvis t shirt and walk around holding up an elvis book or picture..

Rain sleet or snow he was there lol.

[Jords]

Spalding.

Dancing Fred - tramp who used to dance for food, money etc. Was a decent man with a wife but turned to alcohol when he found out she cheated on him, everybody loved him here. However I think hes moved to Peterborough now, though there were rumours he had died/gone to a care home.

Furry Man - singing tramp who plays the same note on a guitar. Wears a furry hat (hence the name), and apparently used to be a pedo, but could be rumours again :S