[Z]

Nathan and I are just the office totty. We don't really do anything useful, we just sit and look attractive and spontaneously have sex with whichever of Vicky, Eoin, Dean or Ben is doing the most work on any given night. Fantastic job, let me tell you. I also like to sit in the Creative Writing section and moderate people's stories for crimes against the English language, it's my speciality in moderating, honest.