[Patrick]

I would masturbate and then find a Lesbian to have sex with.

You?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I would tell women it's true that most men are dicks and are driven by dick so don't bother expecting what you read in romance novels.

[Shaun]

I would touch my boobs for at least 14 of these hours.

The other 10 would be spent dancing. And getting penis.

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

I would touch my boobs for at least 14 of these hours.

The other 10 would be spent dancing. And getting penis.

[Josy]

Originally Posted by Shaun

I would touch my boobs for at least 14 of these hours.

The other 10 would be spent dancing. And getting penis.

[ILoveTRW]

I would get laid, apparently a womans orgasm is better than a mans.

[Jack_]

Masturbate, get laid [that would include giving a titwank and having cunnilingus performed on me as well].

That would probably be it. Though I'd probably throw in a few tears and bitching for good measure.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by ILoveTRW

I would get laid, apparently a womans orgasm is better than a mans.

Deffo, you can tell just by watching Porn they have more fun in bed than us.

[InOne]

Plunge in the clunge

[Lee.]

I would wake up, have a wank, then a shower then a ****... I'dleave my dirty undercrackers on the floor for some other soul to pick up and throw my wet towel on said poor souls side of the bed..

Then I'd drink some lager, see if I can muster up any enthusiasm about cars/football/pornstars.

Then go to bed and thank god I was born the fairer, stronger and more delicate sex