[patsylimerick]

You're all completely right. 1 Direction and Cher will probably get record deals and will probably enjoy some chart success. Absolutely.
They are still sh**e, though, and the 'haters' as you call them will always be there to knock faddish talentless acts who are all (questionable) style and no substance and who whistle and snarl their way into record contracts that real artists, who can read music, write songs and, ahem SING, will never, ever benefit from. The best of luck to 1 Direction and Cher, I say, but I'm certainly not gonna describe them as anything other than crap - because that's what they are. As is Katie.......pure and utter horse manure the lot of them.