[Legend killer]

Just wondering becuz me and a group of mates plan on going there next year after we finished our A-Levels

????

[Omah]

"Going to Amsterdam" is just like "Going to Blackpool", except that the Dutch speak better English .....

[InOne]

Yeah, I shagged some broads and smoked some weed. No biggie.

[Stu]

Yeah you will love it. Anyone will. Go to the zoo and the sex mesuem stoned. It's epic. The ladies of the night start at 50 euro for a 20 minute suck and fuck. Good weed is about 7-12 euro a gram and that's the top quality stuff. Drinking is pretty expensive though. About 5-6 euro a pint.

Don't stay in a hotel. Stay in a hostel. You have to share a bunk bed but it's way cheaper. Like 30 euro a night. Check out the bulldog hostel. Right in the middle of the red light district

[Legend killer]

^ Stu it sounds great i'm not a big drinker so the price wont worry me to much but i LOVE the ladies , one of the only good posts i have ever seen you make
Well Played!!!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

no

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Stu

Yeah you will love it. Anyone will. Go to the zoo and the sex mesuem stoned. It's epic. The ladies of the night start at 50 euro for a 20 minute suck and fuck. Good weed is about 7-12 euro a gram and that's the top quality stuff. Drinking is pretty expensive though. About 5-6 euro a pint.

Don't stay in a hotel. Stay in a hostel. You have to share a bunk bed but it's way cheaper. Like 30 euro a night. Check out the bulldog hostel. Right in the middle of the red light district

*_*

[Locke.]

Save up a weeks EMA and you've got yourself a month in Amsterdam

[Legend killer]

^ good old EMA

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by legend killer

^ good old ema

... You have been educated

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Legend killer

^ Stu it sounds great i'm not a big drinker so the price wont worry me to much but i LOVE the ladies , one of the only good posts i have ever seen you make
Well Played!!!

I was drunk last night when I posted that. Hence my kind and helpful tone. You're really still a massive, massive knobgoblin.

[fruit_cake]

I've been to Amsterdam twice, I think it's a horrible place.

[Legend killer]

Originally Posted by Scott

... You have been educated

Don't ever say my saying again , and you didn't even ****en say it right
It's:

YOU HAVE BEEN EDUCATED!!!! The 3 exclamation marks give it that extra WOW factor

Originally Posted by Stu

I was drunk last night when I posted that. Hence my kind and helpful tone. You're really still a massive, massive knobgoblin.

Stu just appreciate the Legend Killer's Unbiased Education is having a positive effect on you

Your very welcome

Originally Posted by fruit_cake

I've been to Amsterdam twice, I think it's a horrible place.

How you doing???
What's wrong with it FC???

[Jordan.]

Originally Posted by Legend killer

Your very welcome

You're*

YOU HAVE BEEN EDUCATED!!!!

Answer to OP - No.

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by Legend killer

The 3 exclamation marks give it that extra WOW factor

Originally Posted by Legend killer

YOU HAVE BEEN EDUCATED!!!!

I counted four exclamation marks there. So guess what?

YOU HAVE BEEN EDUCATED!!!

There's three exclamation marks there. I even do your own sh!tty 'catchphrase' better than you, you fail

[fruit_cake]

Originally Posted by Legend killer

How you doing???
What's wrong with it FC???

I thought it was really seedy

[fruit_cake]

horrible smelly canals and scary people offering you drugs spring to mind LK, that was back in the olden days (90's) tho

[Jordan.]

Originally Posted by Jack_

I counted four exclamation marks there. So guess what?

YOU HAVE BEEN EDUCATED!!!

There's three exclamation marks there. I even do your own sh!tty 'catchphrase' better than you, you fail

[Stu]

Well that's central Amsterdam for you. You have to expect it to be seedy. If you don't like that then the surrounding areas are lovely if you are into the whole tulips and serenity thing.

Also I fully support this marvellous idea of everyone stealing Legend Killer's catchphrase and using it against him at every available opportunity.

[fruit_cake]

Originally Posted by Stu

Well that's central Amsterdam for you. You have to expect it to be seedy. If you don't like that then the surrounding areas are lovely if you are into the whole tulips and serenity thing.

Also I fully support this marvellous idea of everyone stealing Legend Killer's catchphrase and using it against him at every available opportunity.

I remember sitting in a McDonalds in Centraal square or whatever it's called terrified.. eew horrible place.

[fruit_cake]

and there were no MALE prostitutes either. Hardly liberating at all actually

[Stu]

Originally Posted by fruit_cake

I remember sitting in a McDonalds in Centraal square or whatever it's called terrified.. eew horrible place.

You don't like drugs and seediness and you sat in possibly the worlds worst restaurant in possibly the seediest legal area in the world.

What were you expecting?

[fruit_cake]

well.. I was expecting the 'Venice of the North' FGS

[Legend killer]

So many of my fans on one thread for what do i owe this honour. Jack without question is my biggest fan , than we have Jordan who i would say is my 3rd biggest fan just behind Shaun and than we have Stu who is one of the newest members of the Legend Killer fanclub.

But don't worry Stu the Legend Killer does not discriminate whether your new to the fanclub or a veteran like Jack you recieve just as much Unbiased Education

LET THE HATE MOTIVATE!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN EDUCATED!!!
PEEPS

With amazing sayings like this who would not want to be part of the great Legend Killer's fanclub

[Legend killer]

PMSL Fruit Cake you are a true legend