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Originally Posted by chuck.pass

I only fancy guys who look like they dont know what an astringent is for. No need to comment about them wearing eye-liner, I guess.

This. Brilliant! The day a man takes longer to get ready than I do (and it doesn't take me long ) is the day he can p*** off out the door and try not to let it hit him on the arse on the way out. I stress the use of 'man', by the way. I've only ever seen 'boys' wearing eyeliner and/or mascara........

Sorry, just spotted the Johnny Depp comment. That's entirely different, he was playing a pirate in a fantasy film ffs