[Shaun]

see I can imagine you timing it to electronica in a kind of Kraftwerk state of robotic movement and stern-faced the whole time.

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Stu

Oh the filth. I don't use technique. It's more a disorganised maelstrom of sexual fervour. And when I'm rounding up the tadpoles my dick is usually ... you know ... pointing the one way your dick usually points when your forcing the thing up and down through a clenched fist.

So I don't get much control. But I like it like that, I do. I like how it all flirts up for a moment, suspended in the dead air, before dropping back down like a fountain outside a plush Vegas hotel.

Only more beautiful.

What a charming description.

-wonders how many guys read this and get themself off to it-

-looks at Shaun-

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Shaun

see I can imagine you timing it to electronica in a kind of Kraftwerk state of robotic movement and stern-faced the whole time.

[Vicky.]

[Shaun]

Vicky how about you? Do you just go all fingers in like you're mashing potatoes, or is it more like poking hot coals?

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Shaun

see I can imagine you timing it to electronica in a kind of Kraftwerk state of robotic movement and stern-faced the whole time.

No, although I do record the ejaculations themselves and watch them back in slowmo to the sort of tunes LemonJam would namecheck.

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Pffft, don't act all coy! I've heard all about your technique!

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Vicky how about you? Do you just go all fingers in like you're mashing potatoes, or is it more like poking hot coals?

Get that whisk up ya girl, yee haw!

[Z]

omg I'm crying with laughter

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Stu

No, although I do record the ejaculations themselves and watch them back in slowmo to the sort of tunes LemonJam would namecheck.

I knew I'd picked up a corrupted version of Chariots of Fire.

[The Human Santapede]

I love how Vicky has gone quiet. She probably frigging herself off slowly as we speak, getting off on every smutty word we say.

[Z]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

I love how Vicky has gone quiet. She probably frigging herself off slowly as we speak, getting off on every smutty word we say.

vulva

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Zee

vulva

clunge

[Z]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

clunge

labia

[Shaun]

her ass is an unholy site of stretches.

[Z]

I just started laughing at that Vicky thing again

[Stu]

I love how when you get infracted for naughty pictures the naughty picture has to be shown back to you in the PM.

It's reward in itself.

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Stu

Oh the filth. I don't use technique. It's more a disorganised maelstrom of sexual fervour. And when I'm rounding up the tadpoles my dick is usually ... you know ... pointing the one way your dick usually points when your forcing the thing up and down through a clenched fist.

So I don't get much control. But I like it like that, I do. I like how it all flirts up for a moment, suspended in the dead air, before dropping back down like a fountain outside a plush Vegas hotel.

Only more beautiful.

Good to know and that you edited that super description

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Claymores

Good to know and that you edited that super description

Yes, to add the bit about the Vegas hotel.

It's not a sinister plot, believe it or not.

You want pictures?

[Beastie]

Meaty fag.

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Stu

Yes, to add the bit about the Vegas hotel.

It's not a sinister plot, believe it or not.

You want pictures?

Of you editing mid-splash? naw, I'll give that a swerve - thanks for the offer tho

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Vicky how about you? Do you just go all fingers in like you're mashing potatoes, or is it more like poking hot coals?

Am actually LOLing at this thread so much

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Claymores

Of you editing mid-splash? naw, I'll give that a swerve - thanks for the offer tho

Pft, I never E&S. Your posts are all I need, sugar. I love when you dress me down. It's like punishment. Grr!

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Am actually LOLing at this thread so much

Oh, she's finished now. Hope you washed your hands!

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Beastie

Meaty fag.

Don't put yourself down hun