[Shaun]

Artist: Mr. Black
Song: Rebecca Black's My Daughter
To the tune of:

Youtube video

Do do do do do do do do do do

I saw a **** song, of some girl who can’t sing,
Like who cares, like who cares, like who cares?
Someone says she looks and sounds just like me,
How they tease, how they tease, how they tease

Get me onto Jeremy Kyle,
an eager audience or two
and a DNA test before I’m believing,
Damn, I wish the world hadn’t seen,
Surely I couldn’t spawn such a being.
Results are in oh no, please no,
This really cannot be true…

Aaaggh, Aaaaaagghh, Agggh,
Rebecca Black’s my daughter, Rebecca Black’s my daughter
Aaaggh, Aaaaaagghh, Agggh,
Rebecca Black’s my daughter, oh lord this can’t be right?


I remember that night in summer, that drunken silly fling,
It’s not, it’s not fair, it’s not fair
All those years ago, a condom I had forgotten to bring
Oh I scream, Oh I scream, Oh I scream.


Give me a quick a loaded gun,
At least Bieber isn’t my ****ing son.
I wish I hadn’t woke this morning,
This is too crazy.

This may be fun, fun, fun for you
Having to decide which seat to choose
But they don’t just laugh at you,
My perfect life is now through

Aaaggh, Aaaaaagghh, Agggh,
Rebecca Black’s my daughter, Rebecca Black’s my daughter
Aaaggh, Aaaaaagghh, Agggh,
Rebecca Black’s my daughter, oh lord I hate you so much YouTube.

Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoooo


That’s it I’m moving to Vanuatu,
Rebecca I don’t want to know you,
I will always hate you YouTube.

Aaaghh, agggghhh, agghhhh
Rebecca Black’s my daughter,
Rebecca Blacks my daughter.

Aaaghh, agggghhh, agghhhh
Rebecca Black’s my daughter,
Rebecca Blacks my daughter.

Aaaghh, agggghhh, agghhhh
Rebecca Black’s my daughter,
Rebecca Blacks my daughter.

Aaaghh, agggghhh, agghhhh
Rebecca Black’s my daughter,
That’s my so called life I had
through, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh