[Shaun]

Kidnapping 101
To the tune of Rihanna's Rockstar 101

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Ronnie Mitchell emerges onto the stage, clutching her dead child, Kidnapping 101 begins to play.
Ronnie walks into the pub in the first verse, and proceeds to take the baby in the second after switching them. She quickly puts him in her baby’s clothes and shows off how he’s wearing Jack’s (her husband’s) chain.
After spinning around with the baby she continues into the chorus. Ronnie does wild movements with the live baby, tossing him in the air and even spinning him on one finger. She also creates the optical illusion of herself dribbling him like a basketball at one point before entering the second verse.
She shows the baby walking and talking and how good of a mother she is. After showing that off she then shows off the lavish clothing the baby is adorned with - ripping off one layer of clothes to reveal the Gucci and Prada the infant had on underneath.
She erupts into the chorus and again, more lavish and dangerous dance moves are seen, only she is joined by many dancers mirroring her this time - all with live babies. Only Ronnie is in a white wedding dress whilst all the others wear black leotards. All of the babies are adorned in pink and blue.
The song then reaches its climax where the dancers form a set of stairs which Ronnie walks up to reach a pure white pram that is perched on a high pedestal on the stage. Hooks are attached to her dress and she flies out into the audience with the pram in tow, as the dancers continue the wild routine on the stage during the chorus.
The song then ends with Ronnie descending back to the stage as the song ends. The crowd goes wild and the song was a huge success.

I stole ya
I stole ya
I stole ya
Baby
Baby
Uh, uh
I stole ya, baby
Uh-oh
I stole ya, baby
Uh-oh
I stole ya, baby
Uh-oh
I stole ya, baby
Uh-oh
I stole ya, baby
Uh-oh
I stole ya

Got up in the pub
Door was open in the back
Feeling so sad
Looking so bad
Walkin up the stairs
Looking in this crib
Picked your baby up
I don't really give a *******

He’s wearing clothes I got him
He’s wearing Jack’s chain
Make sure you get a picture
You won’t be with him again

To be what you is
You gotta be what you are
The only thing I'm missing
Is your baby, ta

I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby
I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby

Kidnapping
Its my thing
My kid died
So its alright

I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby
I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby

Kidnapping
Its my thing
My kid died
So its alright
Baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Hey, hey, hey

Real good walker
Real good talker
Thats what people will say
Cause now I’m his Mama

I took your baby in
I disobeyed the law
Make sure I’ll dress him good
Check his clothes - gucci and prada

Take him out
Of my crazy house
With my white jacket on
You won’t know that
You’re baby’s with me now

To be what you is
You gotta be what you are
The only thing I'm missing
Is your baby, ta
I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby
I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby

Kidnapping
Its my thing
My kid died
So its alright

I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby
I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby

Kidnapping
Its my thing
My kid died
So its alright

Baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Hey, hey, hey

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Ima take him round the square tonight
Cause I cant wait till tomorrow
Ima show him off to all my friends
Tonight
Ima take him round the square tonight
Cause I cant wait till tomorrow
Ima show him off to all my friends
Tonight

I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby
I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby

Kidnapping
Its my thing
My kid died
So its alright

I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby
I'm a monstaaa
Hey baby

Kidnapping
Its my thing
My kid died
So its alright

Baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Hey, hey, hey