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![]() And we're back! Let's go straight to our next entry, from Australia!
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Take me to the hole!
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Oh god, here's mine
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Artist: Mr. Croc (featuring Kylie Minogue)
Song: Melbourne Shuffle Dance Anthem ![]() Mr. Croc's Outfit ![]() ![]() ![]() Kylie Minogue's Outfit ![]() ![]() ![]() Lyrics + Stage Directions (On the backdrop screen is a video of Sydney Harbour at night. Dancers flock the stage doing cartwheels and other irrelevant dances such as the macarena. Props include an oversized car with the Australian flag imprinted on it, kangaroo statues, and a wheelbarrow filled with bricks. Mr. Croc and Kylie Minogue both run onto the stage) (Mr. Croc) Mr. Croc! Alright W00t Let's go (Mr. Croc jumps onto the large car) Melbourne Shuffling into town today Got my Fosters, I'm ready to play Mobs walk over and say "G'day!" I throw a brick at them and say "Go away" (Mr. Croc starts doing the running man while several dancers join him) Melbourne Shuffling into town today Falling over 'cos I am so great I know I'm drunk, but trust me mate I am going to see... (Lights go dark) Take That (Strobe lights start flashing as Take That run onto the stage and join Mr. Croc, Kylie Minogue and the dancers, who are all raving and shuffling to the 15 second instrumental) In the pub, I'm the Doc When I'm in the pool I am a Croc I'm not off my face on pot I just happen to prance about a lot (Mr. Croc is holding a surf board while the dancers do the running man and throw bricks into the audience) Where do I live? God knows Tight shorts, surf board, this is how I roll Half bloke half reptile fellow Got no money, but here I go (Wild dingoes run rampant across the stage while Mr. Croc starts frantically jumping on them) No, I'm killing these dingoes for dinner I can just shuffle on their heads and then they are dead I'm Mr. Croc! Yeah, that's the name birds are diggin' Just don't tell the police, then they'll throw me in prison (Mr. Croc is joined by all the dancers on top of the car and they start jumping to the music) Melbourne Shuffling into town today Got my Fosters, I'm ready to play Mobs walk over and say "G'day!" I throw a brick at them and say "Go away" Melbourne Shuffling into town today Falling over 'cos I am so great I know I'm drunk, but trust me mate Isn't this just such a... Great Track (Silence as everyone is together with their arms to the side) Everyday I'm Melbourne Shuffle Dancing (Strobe lights flash again as Mr. Croc, Kylie Minogue and the dancers do the entire Melbourne Shuffle) (The lights dim and Mr. Croc and Kylie Minogue are joined in a calm manner holding the Melbourne Shuffle Dance Anthem CD single with the dancers behind them) Buy this fast And make sure this song gets me loads of cash I just need money, really bad So please, be a good lad (Numbers start flashing on the backdrop screen) Number 9 this week (another week) Now I'm number 10 (oh bloody hell) I just want to be (at number 1) Now I'm #43 (I'm killing myself) (Kylie Minogue) Hi mum, hi dad, can you please download this song? Hi mum, hi dad, can you please download this song? Hi mum, hi dad, can you please download this song? Can you please download this song? Can you please download this song? (Kylie Minogue, Mr. Croc and all the dancers jump to the music) Hi mum, hi dad, hi mum, hi dad Hi mum, hi dad, hi mum, hi dad, hi mum Can you please download this song? Download this song? Please download it Please download it Please download it Please download it (Flame machines, falling sparks and heavy lighting effects burst into life causing a temporary studio combustion, whilst everyone on stage jumps onto the giant car) (Mr. Croc) Melbourne Shuffling into town today Got my Fosters, I'm ready to play I know I'm drunk, but trust me mate Got my Fosters, I'm ready to, to, to play Oh, Oh, Oh Kylie: Please download it Oh, Oh, Oh (Oh god, the police!) Oh, Oh, Oh Kylie: Please download it Oh, Oh, Oh Kylie: Please download it Great Track Everyday I'm Melbourne Shuffle Dancing
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#381 | |||
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That was simply amazing.
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Brilliant
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I Love my brick
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lmao, very good Mollie!
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Well done Mollie
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Lovin' it!
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#386 | |||
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Take me to the hole!
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LOL thanks guys
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![]() WE'RE BACK BITCHES, RUDOLPH IN DA HOUSE AUGUSTINE REPRESENT Weren't you French? idk, crack is a hell of a drug Fair enough mayte. Once we've stopped shuffling, let's see what Canada have to offer!
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![]() SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DEGENERATE WIGGERS *The good mistress white comes out dressed as a particularly sluttish rendition of the popular childrens fantasy character. Behind her come the seven Canadian rap heroes decked out in various hockey jerseys. They take their turns rapping the verses and the ones who aren't rapping pretend to fondle each others balls in an incredibly secure display of heterosexual national pride* In Canada we grow long beards To shield us from the seasons But also to tickle vulnerable young womens vaginas Like mounting a moose in the cold Down south they got the DEA Up here we got the mounties I smoke trees in the streets to applause and glee And they say 'that's what I'm talking aboot' Yeah Eh, eh, that's what I say That's what I say today You're in Canada, it's all okay Do what you want today We give you gay weddings and BC bud We give you all that free healthcare and beer to chug And all we ask, eh, all we ask Is that you forget we gave you Nickelback too *A giant inflatable cock comes out on stage, it's head covered with a maple leaf. Mistress White get's on board.* I know that doesn't strictly rhyme But it's coming from the heart, from the roots God froze this land and he made it mine So it's acceptable for men to wear ugg boots From Nova Scotia to the trailer park From Vancouver to the skatepark From the streets to the trees to the mountaintops America's the face with the dick on top Eh, eh, that's what I say That's what I say today You're in Canada, it's all okay Do what the the frick you please We give you violent ice sports and maple leaves Rush, Helix and all their great CD's And all we ask, eh, all we ask Is that you forget we gave you Avril too *The cock starts slowly spinning and is raised up on strings to the delight of the traditional gay heavy live crowd* Your bones will shake, skin will freeze so much That furious masturbation is a nessecity, so touch All these other countries step back please We got culture pissing out down our knees That's how I can write a song about the country And not make silly references to forums, please Although I kind of just did that So break the filter, Grab a bowl, down a bottle grab a ***** And fuck that Canadian cunt Eh, eh, that's what I say That's what I say today You're in Canada, it's all okay You can do anything you want today We gave you Nelly Furtado and Keanu Reeves Woah, and all that stuff about Rush CD's And all we ask is that you forget Chris Benoit broke his sons neck in two Peace out 2011, Globalvision, sing it up! *Snow explodes out of the head of the levitated cock, blasting away the maple leaf and covering the delighted crowd. The gang make their way back behind the curtain to much applause and ass slapping.*
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#390 | |||
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I Love my brick
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That was beautiful and disgusting all at the same time!
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filthy mudblood
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![]() Great work Mollie & Stu. |
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![]() What on Earth are you doing? Help, I've broken a rib. Mmkay. Let's see the Welsh entry!
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#395 | |||
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**** you mollie, whyd you go and make a good one.
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I Love my brick
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oh no :/
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#397 | ||
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Rofl, that was hilarious.
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Song for Wales "Inbessy-Yeah!" sung by L'il Bo Neep
Inspired by and sung to the tune of Insomnia by Faithless Spoiler: The stage floor is covered in rolls of luscious grass Spoiler: A large Welsh flag hangs proudly in the background Spoiler: L'il Bo Neep walks on stage wearing a fetching wool dress Spoiler: followed by her backing dancers known only as "The master" and "the little boy who lives down the lane" Spoiler: She walks to the microphone and says : "this is a song I wrote about a Welsh man living in London, about how he misses Wales so and how he struggles to go on without his obsession........" The music begins........ Deep in the city on a London night, I can’t get away from the light, Pick up my pen and start to write, I try to find some words, To describe my plight, With a tear....InBessy-yeah I can’t get no sheep. I used to run, thought I was goin’ mad in a hurry, Get in Bess! Makin’ excess mess in the darkness, It’s beastality, Somethings all over me, greasy Oh Bessy ahh, Please don’t leave me, let me dream of Making love to ewe on the heath Tearing your fleece with my teeth But there’s no release, no fleece I toss and turn without cease, Like a curse open my eyes and rise like yeast, At least a couple of weeks Since I last Shept*, Keep watching Sheepers* And now I can’t find a farm Or a field or a barn, I search in the night I find dogs, cats but no improvement, uh I miss my baa baa Black, Missin’ Ma Bessy, want her back, My beast, it’s my nature, I need a sheep crack I got no sheep, I can’t get in no sheep, I can’t get in no Sheep, I can’t get in no sheep, I need a sheep, although I got no sheep I need a sheep, although I got no sheep (new word translation : *Shept : the act of Sheep shaggery *Sheepers : Sheep porn movies)
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filthy mudblood
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Skinny Legend
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thanks for the picture niamh i forgot what grass was
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