[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Stu

Being old is lovely. Don't be so silly, Patrick.

Is it?

The only advantage is you get a free bus pass and I get that anyway.

Think about it - you'll be in a wheel chair or grippled and you'll have grey hair and you're only hobby is Bingo and Countdown - not to mention you get on the bus and begin talking to 'the youth' but you're that old you can't pick up on the signals that they don't want to talk back to you.


It terrifies me.

I also don't want to die at an old age because it means in Heaven, I'll forever maintain that image of being old - where as if I were to die right now, I'd always be a teenager for eternity in heaven.