[Judas]

I was in ASDA supermarket innocently walking along the aisle looking for some Heinz baked beans, the ultimate in quality. I reached for some off the shelf when I accidently slipped on a poo on the floor - typical of ASDA. When I slipped I flew into the air, over the shelves and in to the aisle 2 rows away. I accidentaly landed on a old lady, and caused her to have a fit. I didn't want to be known as the man that killed an old lady so I grapped a nearby man with a beard, pushed him on top of the old lady and ran. I decided to call myself Judas as I betrayed that bearded man for my own benefit.



/ reminded me of Nick Clegg which was what my first posts were in response too.