[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by Shasown

Yeah thats right , am a dirty midden. Am also full of good tips, have a lot of very handy contacts and have won cups and medals for foreplay

So what do you call someone who talks about dressing in a very provocative way then slags off blokes when they say the look will achieve the desired outcome...

Can give you a hand with the bum tum and thighs, am good that way

Can get a lend of a satin looking black top hat, so far!!!

Plastic cups and chocolate medals don't count!!

Provocative means alluring, enticing - it's not the invite to shag or rape....it's purely for aesthetic purposes only: call it tantalising if you will. Look but don't touch: that type of thing.

hand with bum, tums and thighs...that's your way of saying, "You're on top doll....and I expect you to do all the work !!!". *grabs inhaler*

Keep the satin top hat offer handy..... currently looking at some but have a tiny head (my riding hat is a 6 n half - or 53... wee tiny thing!