[Livia]

Jane Austen leaves me cold. I've always found her books really hard work. Thomas Hardy the same. As for modern literature, I hate anyone who writes chick-lit... Marian Keyes for instance... "she flicked her layered bob and sipped her low-fat latte..." Gimme a break.

[Ammi]

I don't usually like any American detective novels, I don't like the style which they're written or the characters

[Ammi]

Oh and Jodi Picoult I'm not keen on, I liked the first one I read 'My Sister's Keeper', but after reading a couple more I realised they were all to samey

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Livia

Jane Austen leaves me cold. I've always found her books really hard work. Thomas Hardy the same. As for modern literature, I hate anyone who writes chick-lit... Marian Keyes for instance... "she flicked her layered bob and sipped her low-fat latte..." Gimme a break.

Oh god! I despise books that harp on about handbags, shopping, periods, pervy bosses, manicures, small dogs,boyfriend troubles and the 'big life decision' of which pair of shoes to wear to a date. I get enough of that crap in my real life, the thought of actually having to spend my time (and money) to read about that sh*t makes me want to punch anyone that attempts to read or write about it.

[Harry!]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Oh god! I despise books that harp on about handbags, shopping, periods, pervy bosses, manicures, small dogs,boyfriend troubles and the 'big life decision' of which pair of shoes to wear to a date. I get enough of that crap in my real life, the thought of actually having to spend my time (and money) to read about that sh*t makes me want to punch anyone that attempts to read or write about it.

...You actually do all of those things in real life

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Harry!

...You actually do all of those things in real life

I mean that I have to listen to half my female friends harp on about that crap. I can deal with it in real life, but the thought of spending hours reading about it makes me want to run in front of the nearest bus.