[Locke.]

My mate works in marks and spencers and he is the biggest mong you would ever meet, which makes it a lot worse than asda and tesco

[Kerry]

I know M&S food comes from the same place as other stuff. For instance their sweets are made at Cadbury Bassetts

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Locke.

My mate works in marks and spencers and he is the biggest mong you would ever meet, which makes it a lot worse than asda and tesco

I don 't go to Marks & Spencers to buy mongs.

[Locke.]

Are you sure he is tall and blonde, would probably make a good christmas present for Scott

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Locke.

Are you sure he is tall and blonde, would probably make a good christmas present for Scott

I wouldn't subject the poor mong to a xmas wurkit with Scott.

[Locke.]

It is just aswell he is straight anyway

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Locke.

It is just aswell he is straight anyway

As if that would stop Scott.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

morrisons >>>

and

[BOOSH]

I want a muffin now...

[Harry!]

You can't see pictures of my muffins!

[Locke.]

Good timing of the bump Harry

I've just been on the phone to my mum 5 minutes ago telling her to buy a tin of custard on her way home from work

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Locke.

Good timing of the bump Harry

I've just been on the phone to my mum 5 minutes ago telling her to buy a tin of custard on her way home from work

I don't know why that's funny - but it is.

I can just imagine you ringing her and her panicking:

'David - what is it? I'm busy, are you okay? Is the house okay?'

'Mum, It's bad, ******ing bad.'

'Speak to me Son!'

'We need some Devon Custard, and we need it today, Do you accept this task?'

[Novo]

You don't get Devon custard in Liverpool only Tesco's own

[Locke.]

My devons custard has just arrived

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Locke.

My devons custard has just arrived

Excellent.

-Anticipates a Picture-