[Locke.]

Are you looking forward to Michael21's 350 questions?

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Niall

Strangest thing thats ever happened to you?

I had an incredibly lucid dream after a night on the booze where I was having it off with some androgynous 'person' and the entire dream turned into this bizarre, trippy scenario after I saw that he/she had two bellybuttons. Then three. Then four. Then he/she had a mouth with teeth on his/her legs and the teeth locked on to my balls.

When I woke I was still out of it and the walls were screaming at me for a few seconds until I drifted back. It was very distressing.

I think it was Scott.

Originally Posted by michael21

can you swim?

Not enough to come up with a witty response.

Originally Posted by michael21

what your ideal job?

Answering ****ty questions from some cabbage.

Originally Posted by Ninastar

most embarrassing moment ever?

My eleven years as a fan of pro wrestling.

Originally Posted by Locke.

Are you looking forward to Michael21's 350 questions?

It's a pretty thrilling prospect.