[Patrick]

I seen the title and me, being the curious little ***** I am - went into my Mum's room and opened the door and just said;

'Mum! When did I start to walk?'

And she's like 'FOR ****** SAKE PATRICK!' and I'm like 'Oh were you sleepin'?' And she's like 'WHY THE ****** DO YOU NEED TO KNOW!'

And I go 'The Big Brother..forum, chat room things..' and she's like 'YOU'RE NOT GOING OUT TOMORROW YOU ***** CLOSE THE DOOR' and I'm like