[Shasown]

Originally Posted by Pyramid*

PMSL....... !!!






The jealousy is ripping outta ye innit. funny you mention, it is up the mountain, it is remote, but by sheer chance, it has internet connection.

Oh well 2 out of 3 aint bad is it?

Originally Posted by Pyramid*

Don't you fret pet. I'll post a lovely few pics of the sunshine glistening on the pool, as I sit being waited on and and foot by Greek Adonis type men, nibbling tzatziki n bread, before deciding on whether to opt for a freezing cold beer or a cheeky cocktail.

It will almost be like you are there with me.

Almost.....

LOL.

That is just so good of you Pyr.

Really looking forward to seeing you all lobster pink and peeling, with the factor 5000 dribbling off you.

By the way next weeks electrical storms In Central and Southern Rhodes will knock out all electrical and communication supplies.

Incidentally all the Greek Adonis types leave the more remote areas to work in the 18-30 areas.

So it looks like warm beers served by the Greek Versions of Homer and Moe off the Simpsons.



Oh and the pools being drained and retiled next week according to the complex's maintenance schedule.

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by Shasown

Oh well 2 out of 3 aint bad is it?





That is just so good of you Pyr.

Really looking forward to seeing you all lobster pink and peeling, with the factor 5000 dribbling off you.

By the way next weeks electrical storms In Central and Southern Rhodes will knock out all electrical and communication supplies.

Incidentally all the Greek Adonis types leave the more remote areas to work in the 18-30 areas.

So it looks like warm beers served by the Greek Versions of Homer and Moe off the Simpsons.

When I'm in the pool, a bit of rain won't make a hell of a difference.

Lobster pink and peeling is for amateurs. I do the golden brown look, thank you very much.

I've already booked my seat at the bar, next to the heater, and the watertight roof - so sorted out there.

End of season: the Greek Adonis types will be grateful for the more mature, intelligent woman - instead of the drunken 18-30 rabble vomitting up all over the place.

Homer and Moe have a brilliant sense of humour: I so hope you are right - it's gonna be a blast!

And the Greek Army have promised me a loan of their satellite comms - just so I can keep in touch.

Get it right up you.

[Shasown]

Originally Posted by Pyramid*

When I'm in the pool, a bit of rain won't make a hell of a difference.

Lobster pink and peeling is for amateurs. I do the golden brown look, thank you very much.

I've already booked my seat at the bar, next to the heater, and the watertight roof - so sorted out there.

End of season: the Greek Adonis types will be grateful for the more mature, intelligent woman - instead of the drunken 18-30 rabble vomitting up all over the place.

Homer and Moe have a brilliant sense of humour: I so hope you are right - it's gonna be a blast!

And the Greek Army have promised me a loan of their satellite comms - just so I can keep in touch.

Get it right up you.

The pool will be covered with a tarpauline so the tilers can work on it.

Behave you are a light skinned porridge *** with red hair, you will burn burn burn

The heater has no fuel

The Greek Adonis types will be still at the 18-30's winding down and phoning their seasonal conquests. Trying to get invites to the UK. They understand about the Greek economy going down the pan.

Yes but Greek Homer and Moe only speak Greek so it looks like they will be laughing at you not with you.

The Greek army will be otherwise engaged fighting riots in Greek cities.

And now for the bad news ........

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by Shasown

The pool will be covered with a tarpauline so the tilers can work on it.

Behave you are a light skinned porridge *** with red hair, you will burn burn burn

The heater has no fuel

The Greek Adonis types will be still at the 18-30's winding down and phoning their seasonal conquests. Trying to get invites to the UK. They understand about the Greek economy going down the pan.

Yes but Greek Homer and Moe only speak Greek so it looks like they will be laughing at you not with you.

The Greek army will be otherwise engaged fighting riots in Greek cities.

And now for the bad news ........

No joke: I visited Lipades about 20 years ago.... and that actually was the case. was out in the middle of nowhere and on a seriously steep hill.

We were rooked financially couldnt move hotel - ended up hiring a moped to escape (hotel still exists but is in the boonies) - old couple there in their 70's..... we felt guilty at leaving them after breakfast in this hell hole so my boyfriend at the time used to take the old man on the back of the moped, up to Paleaokastria (sp), drop him off - come back for the old woman - then come back a 3rd time for me. Then he'd have to do it all in reverse to get us back to the hotel.

(This was the same guy with the big beastie on his back...... !!!)

I will have the Adonis men to keep me warm.

The Adonis types can arrange their UK holidays all they wish: means I don't need to worry about them stalking me when I leave.

Homer and Mo are okay to laugh at me - for I shall laugh back, and they shall think I am 'touched'. As the Greeks placed those in that category as special and chosen by God....I will be reveered .

I am packing my Marine Flags - so will never be stuck for communications. I have dipped them in glo in the dark stuff so they can be used in the dark.

now...what was the bad news - ....that you will be stuck in freezing cold Scotland with the rain chucking it down.