[Kerry]

Standing on a stone with no shoes on

[Kerry]

My dog laying under my feet and farting for England

[Kerry]

Oh my dear good God they are making my eyes water....

[Smithy]

Dropping the toilet roll down the toilet

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by Smithy

Dropping the toilet roll down the toilet

I nearly did that the other day. I did a save worthy of an international goalie to save it

[Shaun]

none of the girls I live with know how to put a new one in the holder it's not rocket science.

a list of housesharing irritations
- being forced to constantly socialise and not have alone-time
- absolutely noone else here bothering to do the dishes [except once in a blue moon]... dishes are my main gripe. I can't stand to do them, let alone when the sink is full and you have to unload it before you can begin.
- noone really bothering to fork up for stuff that everyone needs to use: toilet roll, washing up liquid, utensils, appliances... i spent like Ł50 last month on a bin and some other stuff and not one of them contributed.
- queueing for the washing machine. and the cheeky ***** from downstairs, who have their own, using ours without asking. i swear down i will slap them if it persists.

[Kerry]

I hate the sink thing plus when plates aren't rinsed

[King Gizzard]

I'm the worst person in the world when it comes to doing dishes and ironing

Everything else I'll do in a flash

[Kerry]

[Locke.]

I have not once in my life done the dishes, I think I will make it a life goal never to do them

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by Locke.

I have not once in my life done the dishes, I think I will make it a life goal never to do them

Not even washed a cup or plate?

[Locke.]

I washed a spoon the other day but that's about it

[King Gizzard]

Yeah when it's an emergency and you don't have a spoon for your yoghurt then you have to take the plunge into the world of washing

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by Locke.

I washed a spoon the other day but that's about it

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by Nathan

Yeah when it's an emergency and you don't have a spoon for your yoghurt then you have to take the plunge into the world of washing

Don't be silly

He could have drank it

[Kerry]

When you watch the news/weather and they tell you the forecast for outer Mongolia

[King Gizzard]

They didn't really tell you the weather for outer Mongolia though did they

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by Nathan

They didn't really tell you the weather for outer Mongolia though did they

I presume so. They covered the world

[Kerry]

And I've still no idea what the weathers gonna do

[Smithy]

My mum saying she doesn't want anything for xmas I'd like to see her face if i didn't actually get her anything

[Kerry]

When you get one of those shivers that go through your body

[HBB1508]

Sorry need to rant - my bliddy work colleagues that keep interrupting me when I am trying to get something done that I need to think about just because they have nothing to do they think I haven't and it is really getting up my nose - sorry rant over

[Visage]

Originally Posted by Kerry

When you get one of those shivers that go through your body

I love them...

[Kerry]

Hate it when SKY+ goes to less than 50% free space. I have no idea why but it bugs me

[Lee.]

Kerry, my OH has a thing about that..