[Doogle]

...

4 pages?!?!?

[fruit_cake]

what's your favourite colour??

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Snowball

Do you think Kate should use this novel little piccy in the Nativity Play?

Spoiler:

lmao Pyra...that's great

Doogle...have you ever cooked anything as artistic as this!!!!

[Doogle]

Just read through all the questions.

I'm on my iPod atm so I'll answer them all later. No doubt by then there will be at least 50 pages.

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by Little Donkey

Just read through all the questions.

I'm on my iPod atm so I'll answer them all later. No doubt by then there will be at least 50 pages

How much time do you have this weekend?

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by Ice Skater

lmao Pyra...that's great

Doogle...have you ever cooked anything as artistic as this!!!!

came across it the other day and actually meant to put it up on that thread...... auld age kicked in and I forgot!


Doogle: do you think you'll go senile in your old age?

[Benjamin]

What country makes you afraid of eggs?

[Marc]

Why oh why would you want to do a poo on Katie Prices face IN Italy?

[Kate!]

If you had a Ł5 note, and placed a bet on Marcus to win the X Factor at 2/1, how much would a loaf of Hovis and some Cheese slices cost at Aldi?

[Kate!]

This is the funniest Hotseat I have read to date

Doogle, how many grey hairs are you expecting to have by the end of this?

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by Ice Skater

This is the funniest Hotseat I have read to date

Doogle, how many grey hairs are you expecting to have by the end of this?

He'll be lucky to have ANY hair left, never mind grey ones, after this.

Poor Doogle.

[Doogle]

GET READY BITCHES!

Originally Posted by God

How have you found your time on TiBB since you joined earlier this year?

Amazing, it's gone so fast. Met some amazing people, some total twats, had some hilarious moments, had some crap/cringey moments. Couldn't leave this place!

Originally Posted by Karl

Well any craic?

Wat

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

if you were in a band, what would be the name of it?

Purple Pineapple

Originally Posted by God

If you could wipe out one thing in the world, what would it be?

Sadness

Originally Posted by Karl

If you could smell one type of wood for the rest of your life what would it be?

I don't know many types of wood.

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

if you had to watch one movie 100 times in a row, what film would it be?

Monsters, Inc.

Originally Posted by Karl

When was the last time you tripped over yourself?

Probably the other day.

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

what have you got against kristen stewart?

She can't smile.

Originally Posted by Elf Ears

Where did 'Doogle' come from?

Back on the 27th February 2009, my friend said she reminds me of my friend's dog called Doogle who was based on Dougal from the Magic Roundabout (funnily enough my Mum named me Dylan after Dylan from the Magic Roundabout) and I loved it and everyone started calling me it!

Originally Posted by Karl

Green Bay Packers or Detroit Lions?

Lions are better because of the Lion King. I've never heard of a Disney film about Bay Packers

Originally Posted by God

Do you agree that sharing toothbrushes with anyone else is just wrong?

No, nothing wrong with it.

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

have you ever been lost?

Yeah A few times. Very scary. Once in Woolworths was the worst. Or that time on Wimbledon Common, I was reallly lost and had no idea where anything was.

Originally Posted by God

Does all this questioning feel like the first task of ICB III again?

Yeah

Originally Posted by Karl

Do you believe in Big Foot

This hasn't got a question mark but no.

Originally Posted by God

Have you ever pogo sticked? If not, why not?

Once and I fell off and scraped my arm.

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

what's the furtherest you've walked?

Too far. We got lost (LOL) and walked into some field of rams. Scary ****.

Originally Posted by Karl

Isnt Bill ****ing Murray the coolest ****er ever

Nope.

Originally Posted by God

If GypsyGoth and Karl burst into flames and you could only extinguish one of them, who would you extinguish?

Claudia because her questions are better.

Originally Posted by Karl

If God and Jesus had a baby what would it be called

Joseph Fritzel? idk

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

If you were reincarnated as a flower, would you be happy?

No I'd be an emo flower.

Originally Posted by God

Do you like Marc's ginger hair?

Yes I love ginger hair if I'm honest.

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

what is your favourite shade of blue?

Dark.

Originally Posted by God

Up or down?

Down, the thrill is better.

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

have you ever eaten a cucumber?

Yes.

Originally Posted by God

How does it feel to wake up to about 100 questions?

Not nice! But I felt popular

Originally Posted by Elf Ears

Have you ever sat on a cucumber?

Maybe (no)

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

If you could invent something amazing, what would it be?

I'd love to invent a special kind of bed. Weird but true. Just one that you can adjust the comfort and make it uncomfy when you need to get up.

Originally Posted by God

What is your bed's name?

Katie Price.

Originally Posted by Karl

Have you ever kicked a cucumber?

Not yet.

Originally Posted by God

Would you consider a same-sex marriage with a cucumber?

No, I'm more of a courgette man.

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

snickers bar or mars bar?

SNICKERS ****S ON ALL CHOCOLATE IN THE WORLD

Originally Posted by God

Who would you tell first?

Wat was this about

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

Have you seen this film?

No, looks ****.

Originally Posted by God

Describe yourself in 10 words that don't have the letter 'A' or 'E' in them.

Too much effort.

Originally Posted by Sassy Claus

why am i so amazing

Your modesty is what I love the most!

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

Have you ever had a dream where you wake up, but really you're still dreaming?

Yes, I woke up and everything was green and a snake was on me. And once I had a dream an angel came from Heaven and slept with my Mum cos I thought she was lonely in real life. I'm so nice.

[Doogle]

I will now be answering all my questions from page 2, bare with me

[Ramsay]

Originally Posted by Little Donkey

Too much effort.

ahhh! THERES AN 'E' IN EFFORT!!

[Doogle]

Originally Posted by God

Have you ever been awake and fallen asleep, but really you're still awake?

No because I'd be asleep.

Originally Posted by Molled Wine

What is your all time favourite Pixie Lott song?

Doing Fine (Without You) I love it more than most songs.

Originally Posted by Molled Wine

How would you rate Pixie Lott on a scale of 1 to 100?

100. I adore her.

Originally Posted by Molled Wine

What is your all time favourite Ke$ha song?

Cunx Tuesday, from the Japanese Bonus Track edition of Animal.

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

If some kind of plant monster was attacking you, what would you do?

Go on Facebook/Twitter and make sarcastic comments.

Originally Posted by Molled Wine

How would you rate Ke$ha on a scale of 1 to 100?

100 as well

Originally Posted by God

How many questions will Mollie ask you about Pixie Lott and Drunk Dollar Sign Girl?

I want loads. I could answer them all day!

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

When was the last time you went to the zoo?

December 2006, in Bristol with my Mum's friend..

Originally Posted by God

How does this make you feel?

Spoiler:

Like reporting you. I'm shaking now

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

How does the internet work?

Oh oh oh it's magic yknowwww

Originally Posted by Elf Ears

What language would you most like to speak?

Spanish. I love it, it's a language I've grown up hearing my Mum speak a bit of and I have such a passion for it. My Twitter/FB and my games consoles are in Spanish and I play DVDs with Spanish subtitles and listen to Spanish songs.

Originally Posted by Elf Ears

Do you get to sleep easily?

As a child I didn't but I do now

Originally Posted by Elf Ears

On a scale of 1-100 how 'normal' do you rate yourself?

69

Originally Posted by Sassy Claus

how amazing would it be if you woke up and this thread was like 50 pages long

Hilarious but painful for me because I'd want to answer every last one!

Originally Posted by Elf Ears

Deal or No Deal?

No Deal, **** the banker.

Originally Posted by God

How many times do you blink in a minute?

I don't know but since you said it I can't stop.

Originally Posted by Molled Wine

Pixie Lott or Ke$ha?

Both. In my bed. With GaGa.

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

Could you beat Jesse Eisenberg in a race?

Yes, I'm ****ing fast.

Originally Posted by God

Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity?

What? What?

Originally Posted by Marczipan

If you could go back in time and invent one thing before the original inventor did, what would it be?

Which famous celebrity/well known person would you have most liked to be in history?

Telephone, and I'd make sure everyones ringtone was Telephone by GaGa/Beyonce.

Caecilius from my Year 7 Latin book!

Originally Posted by Marczipan

Would you rather have your nuts caught in a piano or burn your ear off with a candle?

Ear! Testicle pain is sqwiadrfbhwesdmoeaidrtjfedckaewdriwe.

Originally Posted by Marczipan

Who do you want to win TXF 2011?

Little Mix

Originally Posted by Marczipan

Is there a reason that Margaret Thatcher still looks beautiful at her age?

She's a ****ing ancient mess.

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

Will the world end in 2012?

I don't think so.

Originally Posted by Marczipan

do you agree with this?

I'm too scared to answer in case I'm racist or something.

Originally Posted by Molled Wine

Are we human or are we dancer?

Both.

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

Can you ice skate?

Not very well.

Originally Posted by God

Can ice skate?

Yeah.

Originally Posted by Marczipan

If you were in a zombie apocalypse how would you fix your hair?

God if there was I'd sit there looking in the mirror doing my hair like I do now

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

how many babies are born every day in the world?

Far too many, but probably thousands and thousands.

Originally Posted by Marczipan

Can skate be on ice?

What is this

Originally Posted by Marczipan

How many are stillborn

Originally Posted by Marczipan

If you were Eating a Caesar Salad which member of Blue would be winning an Oscar?

Like the band? Duncan James, I liked his solo stuff.

Originally Posted by Marczipan

If Ben was a female, and was related to your cousin, but wasn't technically you're cousin but somebody who, by law was legal to marry.. Would you have pink hair?

Ben's male?

[Doogle]

Originally Posted by Karl

ahhh! THERES AN 'E' IN EFFORT!!

[Ramsay]

[Niall]

Why are you so fabulous?

[Doogle]

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

Do you wish you were named Henry?

No, not a fan of the name.

Originally Posted by Marczipan

If you won the lottery would you be able to help Timmy Mallet find his teeny weeny pokadot bikini that he lost in Hurricane Bawbag?

No he can **** off, my money

Originally Posted by Marczipan

When you urinate does it burn?

Occasionally.

Originally Posted by God

Do you drink from the furry cup?

No I drink from the tap cos I'm too lazy to get a glass.

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

If you had an umbrella and you saw an old lady without one, and it was really really raining hard, what time do you reckon it'd be about?

5 o clock in the morning.

Originally Posted by Elf Ears

How French do you feet look?

They've got berets and hold baguettes so I'd say very.

Originally Posted by God

Why? Doogle, why?

I don't know! Ben, I really don't know!

Originally Posted by Elf Ears

Whats better than sliced bread?

Canned bread. SpongeBob

Originally Posted by Elf Ears

Do you really think sliced bread is amazing?

I eat sliced bread just dry on its own.

Originally Posted by God

What isn't better than sliced bread?

A lot of things.

Originally Posted by Elf Ears

What would you do without sliced bread?

Pop to Farmfoods and get some half price.

Originally Posted by Elf Ears

How slicy do you like your bread?

Quite thick.

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

Do you like floral patterns on carpets?

Not particularly!

Originally Posted by Elf Ears

Which is better - your left or right ball?

My right one never seems to fit in my boxers so my left one because it's not a little (or big) bugger.

Originally Posted by God

What would you do if you woke up to find this thread with 20 pages full of questions but I had locked it so you could never answer them?

I'd cry.

Originally Posted by Elf Ears

If CBB approached you thinking you were Example, would you go ahead with it?

Hell yes!

Originally Posted by God

If you had a little donkey, what would you call it?

Leona/ukturtle. One of them.

Originally Posted by Karl

Have you enjoyed answering all 80-something questions thus far?

I really have

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

what was the last song you listened to?

Asthma Attack-CocknBullKid at the time of writing.

Originally Posted by Elf Ears

If Ke$ha had a basket of 68 eggs, and Pixie Lott stole 2 every day over 8 days and Ke$ha dropped 1 egg every 2 days over 2 weeks, how many omlettes could be made if Lady Gaga laid 3 eggs once every 3 days over a period of 15 days and added them to the basket?

Omlettes require 3 eggs (and some cheese... and salami).

**** off, it's the weekend I'm not doing any maths Nice question though.

Originally Posted by God

Does a square always have 4 sides?

Yeah.

Originally Posted by God

Did you have to think about that answer?

Nope.

Originally Posted by Elf Ears

If you were a dog what would be your favourite place to have a poo?

Outside the house of someone I hate.

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

have you ever seen a ghost?

I think I genuinely have.

Originally Posted by Elf Ears

Have you ever seen a gypsy goth?

Not yet I've seen a Gypsy Moth pub though.

Originally Posted by LemonJam

Deep fried green beans:



Discuss.

I would try them tbh.

Originally Posted by God

Why would LemonJam eat that?

Because he likes it.

Originally Posted by LemonJam

omg don't even~

This chinese near me does a buffet with them and some dough balls and I had it like 9 hours ago but I'm drunk and I'm craving them again

-realises I'm taking over Doogles ~moment~-

What are your thoughts on the djembe?
What political party do you lean towards?
Cabbage or Cauliflower?

The what?
Not sure really, conservative from what I've heard/read on the matter.
Cabbage >

Originally Posted by LemonJam

I just looked up deep fried Guinea Pig. What are your thoughts on Deep Fried Guinea Pig?

No ****ing way ugh how vile.

Originally Posted by Elf Ears

Snog, Marry, Avoid TiBB Members.

No one be offended/freak out plz:
Snog-Mollie (because you're pretty not cos you're a slut or anything)
Marry-Niall, idc if that makes me gay he would be a good husband.
Avoid-michael21

[Doogle]

Originally Posted by Noel.

Why are you so fabulous?

Haha, I'm not.

But thank you for thinking I am.

[Niall]

You are fab.

What are your thoughts on Zaphod Beeblebrox?

[Doogle]

Originally Posted by Noel.

You are fab.

What are your thoughts on Zaphod Beeblebrox?

Who the **** is that.

Oh btw I said I'd marry you on one of the questions up there ^ if you didnt see

[Doogle]

Oh **** I still have page 4 to do

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Little Donkey

Marry-Niall, idc if that makes me gay he would be a good husband.

[smiley with long eyelashes that I can't find because this ain't my computer]

Thank you

[Black Dagger]

I will be extremely proud of you if you finish answering all these questions by midnight. Do you know that? xD