[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by Cracker Dagger

There aren't any real ones, he wasn't an animal, like a panda bear or a dog

Lots of teddies though, I haz one <3.

Michael. Don't you listen to this....they are real.

They live underneath the floor boards. You'll hear it scratching about 2am - and if you don't go attend to it, it will rip your teeth out one by one.

Be careful Michael. They hide behind their cute furryness,.

[michael21]

Originally Posted by Snowball

Michael. Don't you listen to this....they are real.

They live underneath the floor boards. You'll hear it scratching about 2am - and if you don't go attend to it, it will rip your teeth out one by one.

Be careful Michael. They hide behind their cute furryness,.

you just told me a scary story

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by michael21

you just told me a scary story

T'is true. it steals your soul - the girl in the stall eats your soul, spits it back up into a little jar -and places the jar on the long shelf along with all the other Michaels.

Has no one told you about this. OMG.... you are in danger.

[michael21]

Originally Posted by Snowball

T'is true. it steals your soul - the girl in the stall eats your soul, spits it back up into a little jar -and places the jar on the long shelf along with all the other Michaels.

Has no one told you about this. OMG.... you are in danger.

she can do what she like to me

[Shasown]

Originally Posted by michael21

she can do what she like to me

There is a daoist magick spell to prevent her stealing your soul.

Ask for a christmas kiss, when she leans in close thrust your tongue into her mouth and blow gently. when she breaks away you have to say your name three times.


She will melt in your arms and want to make babies with you for the next year.

[GypsyGoth]

Originally Posted by Shasown

There is a daoist magick spell to prevent her stealing your soul.

Ask for a christmas kiss, when she leans in close thrust your tongue into her mouth and blow gently. when she breaks away you have to say your name three times.


She will melt in your arms and want to make babies with you for the next year.

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by Shasown

There is a daoist magick spell to prevent her stealing your soul.

Ask for a christmas kiss, when she leans in close thrust your tongue into her mouth and blow gently. when she breaks away you have to say your name three times.


She will melt in your arms and want to make babies with you for the next year.

There was no need for you to reveal the secret ..... now he's gonna end up with half a dozen weans and her screaming CSA for the next 18 years.

Pfft.

Poor Michael.