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Originally Posted by Shasown
There is a daoist magick spell to prevent her stealing your soul.
Ask for a christmas kiss, when she leans in close thrust your tongue into her mouth and blow gently. when she breaks away you have to say your name three times.
She will melt in your arms and want to make babies with you for the next year.
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There was no need for you to reveal the secret ..... now he's gonna end up with half a dozen weans and her screaming CSA for the next 18 years.
Pfft.
Poor Michael.
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