[fredmeneedle]

He's got the slurred speech of a typical brain-rotted drug-addled hollywoodian and from the amount of nibbles he has been stuffing non-stop into his gob since he got in he must have been smoking dope for about 2 hours just before he went in to have the munchies that bad

[Suze]

Originally Posted by rusticgal

Seems like a complete p***k to me....thinks he is bigger than the show and right up his own a**e. He wont last long!!!

That's because he is

[Jase.]

Originally Posted by Suze

That's because he is

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by fredmeneedle

He's got the slurred speech of a typical brain-rotted drug-addled hollywoodian and from the amount of nibbles he has been stuffing non-stop into his gob since he got in he must have been smoking dope for about 2 hours just before he went in to have the munchies that bad

He probably has sat trying to dull his senses before going into the house after realising what utter plebs he's was going to have to share with........... I don't blame the guy one tiny bit. the times he was out of shot, he was probably looking for the escape hatch, or a rope !!!

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by SaphLiike

He's apparently the most famous but hes the only one ive never heard of :s

You never saw reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill or Thelma and Louise?

[fruit_cake]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

You never saw reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill or Thelma and Louise?

I liked his character in Thelma and Louise but not in Reservoir Dogs

[lostalex]

When he asked Natalie "am i first one in here?" i knew he was gonna be good. He has no idea what BBUK is AT ALL.

[fruit_cake]

Originally Posted by lostalex

When he asked Natalie "am i first one in here?" i knew he was gonna be good. He has no idea what BBUK is AT ALL.

maybe that's what he wants people to think, but if he doesn't know what it is, how did he get there??

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by fruit_cake

maybe that's what he wants people to think, but if he doesn't know what it is, how did he get there??

He reckons he asked Vinnie Jones about it but has never watched it. I find it hard to believe that you wouldn't atleast do a bit of you tubing

[fruit_cake]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

He reckons he asked Vinnie Jones about it but has never watched it. I find it hard to believe that you wouldn't atleast do a bit of you tubing

Maybe he really means he doesn't care about it rather than that he doesn't know what it is? Do you have an early favourite Niamh?

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by fruit_cake

Maybe he really means he doesn't care about it rather than that he doesn't know what it is? Do you have an early favourite Niamh?

It's a bit early to decide yet but on first impressions I like Natalie (just because I think she was fantastic in that secret task) Romeo and Michael

[fruit_cake]

she did really well with the task some of it must have been so awkward

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

It's a bit early to decide yet but on first impressions I like Natalie (just because I think she was fantastic in that secret task) Romeo and Michael

I agree Natalie did amazing on that secret task, she managed to outsmart big brother on alot of them. I was definitely impressed with her quick thinking. You could see Big Brother intended her to come across as really rude, but she managed to twist everything into seeming charming.

like when Big Brother told her to talk to the twins in American accent, she twisted it into saying "i wanna work on my American accent can you help me?" that was really clever. She's a smart cookie.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by fruit_cake

she did really well with the task some of it must have been so awkward

Originally Posted by lostalex

I agree Natalie did amazing on that secret task, she managed to outsmart big brother on alot of them. I was definitely impressed with her quick thinking. You could see Big Brother intended her to come across as really rude, but she managed to twist everything into seeming charming.

like when Big Brother told her to talk to the twins in American accent, she twisted it into saying "i wanna work on my American accent can you help me?" that was really clever.

Yeah, absolutely, BB must have been annoyed I felt really sorry for her when they told her to tell Nicola that she's cool with being in the house with her for the third time though!

[fruit_cake]

she amazingly was able to do it without it being too cringey!

[BB_Fan_09]

Michael did a "Tebow" last night at the top of the stairs before going into the house. I don't know if Tebowing is known about in the UK, but it is currently popular here in the US.

http://tebowing.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Tebow

[Livia]

Originally Posted by BB_Fan_09

Michael did a "Tebow" last night at the top of the stairs before going into the house. I don't know if Tebowing is known about in the UK, but it is currently popular here in the US.

http://tebowing.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Tebow

We call it "The Brucie"... it's not quite so cool in the UK.................

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by BB_Fan_09

Michael did a "Tebow" last night at the top of the stairs before going into the house. I don't know if Tebowing is known about in the UK, but it is currently popular here in the US.

http://tebowing.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Tebow

i noticed that too, and i cringed, that along with his american flag shirt... have yu ever seen an american wear an american flag shirt in America?? i havn't...

Why do Americans in britain always have to be sooo cringy...

can you imagine a british celeb wearing a giant union jack shirt on Ellen or the Tonight Show??? i can't. ugh.

American Celebs always embarass me on foriegn TV shows.

[LivT]

Disappointingly, Romeo seems to be the only real man in there. Michael seems about as stable as a 3 legged race horse !

That blank, expressionless face that becomes more animated when he gets hungry and engages in a feeding frenzy, the incapacity to make normal speech, a tendancy instead, to make moaning and gutteral sounds, normal nervous system activity seems lacking, along with coherent consciousness, and only motor control exists.

Suprisingly, Michael has never been cast in any George Romero zombie movies...

[Angus]

Originally Posted by LivT

Disappointingly, Romeo seems to be the only real man in there. Michael seems about as stable as a 3 legged race horse !

That blank, expressionless face that becomes more animated when he gets hungry and engages in a feeding frenzy, the incapacity to make normal speech, a tendancy instead, to make moaning and gutteral sounds, normal nervous system activity seems lacking, along with coherent consciousness, and only motor control exists.

Suprisingly, Michael has never been cast in any George Romero zombie movies...

And unsuprisingly none of the z listers in the George Romero zombie movies have been cast by Quentin Tarantino in his iconic, groundbreaking movies

[LivT]

Originally Posted by angus58

And unsuprisingly none of the z listers in the George Romero zombie movies have been cast by Quentin Tarantino in his iconic, groundbreaking movies

grinning

Good to see you back, Angus

How about Hammer house of Horror then? Classic! And Peter Cushing starred in them. You can't get much more classy

[Stu]

He'll either be really boring or else be so wonderfully entertaining that the squad of touchy, bored housewives and male vaginas who have control of popular opinion on this show decide he is disgusting and should be evicted pronto.

[LivT]

Originally Posted by Stu

He'll either be really boring or else be so wonderfully entertaining that the squad of touchy, bored housewives and male vaginas who have control of popular opinion on this show decide he is disgusting and should be evicted pronto.

You neglected to add menstrual and menopausal to your wonderful description

Funny how most 'womens problems' start with the word MEN

[Stu]

... yeah.

[InOne]

I just hope he doesn't turn out like grampa Vinnie.