[Bojangles]

Well done Suze,I'd like Pete Burns to sing it,but there's the problem with copyright over the music.BBBOTS might be able to sort it.

[the truth]

michaels nom
denise- (4 words) pretentious, incomprehensible, drunken, bitch
end of....meanwhile she bables in endlessly saying nothing

[Shaun]

Suze

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Originally Posted by the truth

GENIUS

Are you and forum member "truth teller" the same person?

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

Are you and forum member "truth teller" the same person?

Truth Teller is a woman I think Daniel-Lewis so the answer is no.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Originally Posted by jedward fever

Truth Teller is a woman I think Daniel-Lewis so the answer is no.

[Gillian-73]

Originally Posted by Suze

Stuck in the Middle With You

Well I dont know why I agreed to this shi*e
Because that drunk Denise always looks for a fight,
What if I'm stuck with her til the CBB end,
That drunken harridan is driving me round the bend,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the BB house with you.

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I can do,
I've asked BB for a chair and some rope,
Maybe a razor? Just so I can cope
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started with drink,
Seen how low you can sink,
And your coven, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....Pleaseeee nom him
Please.... Please.....Pleaseeee nom him

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that drunken woman makes no sense at all,
Is she mad trying to show me her saggy boobs
Vinnie, just what have you got me into,
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Lol suze! i like it! very good

[Crimson Dynamo]

the guy is a jerk. no real man would say that to a woman. does he not get where he is ffs. he is a bully and a bairn.

[Patricia4]

He's a real man that's him telling the truth.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Patricia4

He's a real man that's him telling the truth.

I real man that smokes like a teenager and could not run 100 yards, sleeps all day, cannot deal with Denise, can barely stand up straight and works out using girls aerobic weights

lol. he is a pussy of the highest order

[wendywillow]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

I real man that smokes like a teenager and could not run 100 yards, sleeps all day, cannot deal with Denise, can barely stand up straight and works out using girls aerobic weights

lol. he is a pussy of the highest order

i've seen him staand up straight at least once! (the girl weights part was funny though)

[Livia]

I love it when he talks dirty...

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Livia

I love it when he talks dirty...

Jeez, I know, that conversation was cut show...I was just getting excited

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Ammi

Jeez, I know, that conversation was cut show...I was just getting excited

I want it as my ring tone!

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Livia

I want it as my ring tone!

...LOL that may be inappropriate where I work...not the ring tone...my reaction

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Ammi

...LOL that may be inappropriate where I work...not the ring tone...my reaction

It's be perfect for where I work. It's always sex with the Tories...

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Livia

It's be perfect for where I work. It's always sex with the Tories...

Oh yes, of course...I expect the employment contracts are drawn up by Ann Summer

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Ammi

Oh yes, of course...I expect the employment contracts are drawn up by Ann Summer

I could tell you stories that would make your hair curl... but a gagging order prevents me. And that isn't a pun.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Livia

I could tell you stories that would make your hair curl... but a gagging order prevents me. And that isn't a pun.

Haha..I could imagine..but I don't want to....unless it involves Michael

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Ammi

Haha..I could imagine..but I don't want to....unless it involves Michael

... Portillo.

[the truth]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

the guy is a jerk. no real man would say that to a woman. does he not get where he is ffs. he is a bully and a bairn.

hes 100% real man unlike the spineless men who simply agree with all women 100% of the time simply to keep the peace or get sex a few times a week...madsen gives people a chance but when they get physically and verbally abusive regularly not to mention become nasty drunkards then at some stage in a confined space, he has the right to defend himself and he has. he is 100% real man and he is THE man.

[fruit_cake]

oh give it a rest Truthy

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by the truth

hes 100% real man unlike the spineless men who simply agree with all women 100% of the time simply to keep the peace or get sex a few times a week...madsen gives people a chance but when they get physically and verbally abusive regularly not to mention become nasty drunkards then at some stage in a confined space, he has the right to defend himself and he has. he is 100% real man and he is THE man.

sigh, yes calling her a bitch to impress people half his age is really, really impressive

[the truth]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

sigh, yes calling her a bitch to impress people half his age is really, really impressive

shes not half his age. would you rather he let her walk all over him absuing him and hitting him crying in the corner? is that what you call a man? she is a bitch and a bully and nees to be told so until she changes her ways

[the truth]

Originally Posted by fruit_cake

oh give it a rest Truthy

yet another non contribution from you, pathetic