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Cos they can only walk the udder way.
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Oh i thought they cud!
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Why do painters wear white clothes??
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So that it looks like they've worked harder when they end up multi-coloured!
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Ok : Why do foreign countries make zebra crossings if motorists don't HAVE to stop whilst people cross?? Kinda defeats the object!!
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So we can have a guilty giggle at them?
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1. Unsliced bread? Because they hadn't learned how to slice something!?!
2. The old black? "Black" the colour, having no derogatory effect on the "black" race, that it seems to now. |
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Blimey, I know! I think insomnia goes in cycles Crazy-Serious-Crazy-Serious. I'm going to have to toddle off to bed now Loz, it's been great chatting. Nighty night!
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Nighty Night
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Why is Dyslexia so hard to spell?And have I just spelt it wrong?
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You've spelt it right!
And it's a bit ironic, it's probably spelt hard so people with dyslexia can't spell it and it's easier to tell if they're dyslexic (erm I think I know what I'm on about... ![]() |
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Do starfish poo?
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Yeah through a black hole.
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Lmao!
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