[Pyramid*]

If you had to be an inanimate object: out of the following: out of the choices in the poll: what would you be, and why?


Toothbrush

Toilet Tissue

Chair

Car

Knife

Ashtray

Dentist spit sink

I'd be a car. Just about an essential, get to go fast and guaranteed to be serviced regularly !! PMSL

[Ammi]

...probably something like a serviette..you just wipe your chin and throw it away...it's not on the list, I know......toilet tissue...even I've got some standards....

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by Ammi

...probably something like a serviette..you just wipe your chin and throw it away...it's not on the list, I know......toilet tissue...even I've got some standards....

Ach, away with yer serviette pishetto.

See, out of the list, I consider you a chair.

Takes the weight off, can be comfortable, somewhere/thing that you can relax, gives support to a body - and we've all got our favourite one that we like.

[CharlieO]

Car obvs

[Jordan.]

Knife >

The rest involves having someones fat arse sat on you all day or having them drool all over you. I could cut a nice bacon sarnie as a knife.

[Marc]

Why would anybody want to be a toiletbrush

[Roy Mars III]

depends on who's Toilet Tissue i am

[Roy Mars III]

Originally Posted by Marc

Why would anybody want to be a toiletbrush

that is not an option you silly goose

[Kate!]

I'd be a chair, a very comfy chair, that you could relax and chill out in.

[Bollo]

Knife - then i could do a good and proper stab up

[fruit_cake]

cars aren't inanimate

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Bollo

Knife - then i could do a good and proper stab up

that's very bloodthirsty of you Bollo....although I must admit, there are a few people I could cheerfully bump off too.

[michael21]

a Chair so hot girls can sit on me

Youtube video

[Kizzy]

I said car...but then i thought no chair, but what if someone i didn't like sat on me?...or i didn't like the other chairs round the table?...am i reading too much into this?...haha!

[michael21]

Originally Posted by kizzy

I said car...but then i thought no chair, but what if someone i didn't like sat on me?...or i didn't like the other chairs round the table?...am i reading too much into this?...haha!

well they can do much more in a car

[Kazanne]

I'de like to be GBs undercrackers,but failing that I went for car as i hope i would be lovingly pampered and taken out on some wild nights and lots of travelling,then be tucked up in a posh garage somewhere.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

knife

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by fruit_cake

cars aren't inanimate

Yes, they are. It isn't alive.

[Brother Leon]

If I be a chair, Sexy girls can sit on me.

[Ammi]

I think a lawnmower would be quite good

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by kazanne

I'de like to be GBs undercrackers,but failing that I went for car as i hope i would be lovingly pampered and taken out on some wild nights and lots of travelling,then be tucked up in a posh garage somewhere.

[Jords]

Car! Bumblebee is my inspiration.

[Roy Mars III]

Originally Posted by King_Anton

If I be a chair, Sexy girls can sit on me.

stealing michael 21's jokes you are even more far gone than i thought

[MTVN]

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Marc

Why would anybody want to be a toiletbrush

Toiletbrush ain't an option