[Livia]

I think it's a bloody wonderful idea. Music isn't the property of teenagers, and most people under 20 that I know don't pay any mind to Eurovision anyway. We've had bloody awful marks with younger, more contemporary songs so why not give old Englebert a go? Look at Shirley Bassey and Tony Bennett's impact on Glastonbury!

I'm looking forward to my friend's annual Big Gay Eurovision Soiree which gets more epic and more drunken every year.

Arista... I'm surprised at you. If I had an office here I'd be asking you to step into it.