This is what happens when you give dominion to a bunch of sexually repressed virgins over a group of young people.

Religion would have caused a lot less harm over the years if they embraced sex as a means for displaying love and affection, instead of preaching this unattainable idea of celibacy and abstinence. I get an achy groin, and become a bit ratty if I don't empty my ball sack on a regular basis, so I can't imagine the distraction of years.