[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

the one about the man who was in the army and he used to write home to his mother every week then all of a sudden the letters stopped so she expected the worst then a few weeks later she got a letter from him explaining he had been captured and was being held in a POW camp but they were treating him nicely and have not harmed him in any way etc

the mother was a stamp collector and saved all the stamps from every letter she received she liked the ones her son sent especially because they were foreign so anyway she carefully removed the stamp from the envelope and noticed something written on the back of it and when she looked closer it said 'they chopped off both my legs'