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19-05-2012, 09:02 PM
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Lyrics + Stage Directions Nathaniel and Nouveau-Dale-Win run on stage wearing headphones, designer coats and beret hats holding a baguette. The stage is filled with dancers dressed up as frogs, snails and various other ********-esque creatures. Amongst them is one random Spanish man dressed as a lemur. The backdrop is the pink ******** spiral as well as several tents, trees and other scenery. (Nouveau-Dale-Win) Oh sometimes we go on ******** We play some rubbish that you've never never never heard before, oh no But that's the fun of ******** Oh sometimes I go on ******** And I swear if you ever ever ever skip my songs oh no I will beat you with a frog, k? All background dancers bar the frogs pick up the frog dancers and whack eachother with them. The frog dancers make croaking noises. Nathaniel and Nouveau-Dale-Win throw their coats off à la Bucks Fizz. Nathaniel dances by a DJ deck with the French flag imprinted on it and a Dell laptop perched on top, messing around with vinyl records and *DJing*. (Nathaniel) I'm your fan, now s'il vous plait, be my fan Woot me Ammi, I'm playing Arianna Lee I'll play some Eminem one day Arianna first Oh you like The Gossip? Well I could play Heavy Cross, but that was just done But here's something fun Which Rolling Stones songs do you want? Yes I've got a brand new playlist It's filled with Hanson Love Ain't Gonna Wait For You by S Club I Was Born A Winner, Freddie McGregor Same Old Brand New You by A1 I hope you woot that, because I am gonna play that I found it like a needle in a haystack Straight after that...it's Rebecca Black Then how about some Rocky, A$AP Noveau-Dale-Win jumps up and down rampantly as that is all his ******** character will allow him to do. (Nouveau-Dale-Win) Oh sometimes we go on ******** We play some Steps songs that you've never never never heard before, oh no But that's the fun of ******** Oh sometimes I go on ******** And I swear if you ever ever ever skip my songs oh no I'll slap you with a baguette (baguette, baguette, baguette, baguette, bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb) Lights go black for 2.3 seconds before a burst of pink and yellow lights flash around the stage. The dancers have now advanced to taking baguettes and repetitively slapping the frog dancers with them. (Nathaniel) I stay up past half four. I've got power, moderator One second, just struck gold A brand new video of Sticks for all of you Plug it in, listen in Skipping's not an option you have to listen to him Witness this act of terrorism No fear whilst he passes the delicatessen I know, let's play Ministry of Sound Oh God sake looks like it's the triangles now Slower than ever won't hold me down I'll probably still be here in another 5 hours It's getting late, but it's my turn next You all need to hear this song by Mêlée No mehs please, been queued since 8 And don't bloody think about trying to kick me Nathaniel and Nouveau-Dale-Win join together dancing whilst trying to get their own turn on the DJ deck, eventually both of them start slapping eachother with baguettes picked up from the floor of the stage. (Nathaniel + Nouveau-Dale-Win) Oh sometimes we go on ******** We play some rubbish that you've never never never heard before, oh no But that's the fun of ******** Oh sometimes I go on ******** And I swear if you ever ever ever skip my songs, oh no I'll throw snails at you, oui? Oui?!?!?! OUUUUIIIIIIIII!!!?!?!?!?!? The dancers wildly begin to attack eachother with snails. The snail dancers refuse to take part in such savage cruelty and end up being used as part of the attack. A stage runner holds up a placard that has written in bold letters "IRONY". Nathaniel is somehow on the ceiling of the studio. He falls straight into a snail, crushing and massacring it in the process. A parade of medical assistants run onto the stage crowding around Nathaniel and the snail immediately performing CPR. Nouveau-Dale-Win and all the other dancers also crowd around looking incredibly worried for the wellbeing of their companions. A Lithuanian man dressed as an ostrich is seen in the background chomping into a baguette and a packet of Doritos watching a previously unseen strategically placed television. Nathaniel awakens and starts to speak again frailly. (Nathaniel) ********, ******** I know you want to come to ******** Let's skip this, let's skip this I cannot stand Ed Sheeran Let's skip this, let's skip this Never really was a fan of Amerie Let's play this, let's play this We all love a bit of The World's Greatest Nathaniel jumps up and immediately begins to dance again. He is joined with Nouveau-Dale-Win as they relentlessly hop up and down in one area. The medical team and dancers in the background dance around in unison. (Nathaniel + Nouveau-Dale-Win) Oh sometimes we go on ******** We play 90s pop bands that you've never never never heard of before, no no But that's the fun of ******** Oh sometimes I go on ******** And I swear if you ever ever ever skip my songs oh no I'll murder your family, oui!!!!!! The stage suddenly freezes over and a trolley spontaneously appears in the middle. Sticks runs onto the stage shouting "SOME IDIOT, SOME MORON, YOU DON'T PUT A TROLLEY IN THE MIDDLE OF A FROZEN STAGE". He is instantly captured by the animal dancers who throw him into the trolley and spin him around in the middle of the stage for fun, much to his bemusement. Sometimes no one's on ******** :'( Everyone bows their head and the stage goes pitch black. Le Fin.
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19-05-2012, 09:07 PM
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 Please... quiet down... this rare toad hasn't been spotted (lool) in over 30 years and this could be the first time the BBC gets footage of it. Please, go away, leave us together for about 45 minutes, and enjoy Moldova's (AndrewWyld's) offering.
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19-05-2012, 09:10 PM
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Harry Potter - Horcrux Of Me  to the tune of: *spotlight focusses on harry and voldamort* *after a grueling battle to the death, harry and voldermort run up to scaffolding on the stage which represents a burning building, harry looks into voldermorts noseless face and breaks into song* (START MUSIC) Days like this i want to fly away Take my owl and move really far away Cause you blew me up You broke me down Like i was dumbldore in your mouth You took my power and drained it down, but that was then and this is now now look at me This is the horcrux of me, that your never gonna ever take away from me, no This is the horcrux of me, that your never gonna ever take away from me, no Throw ya spells and ya wands throw ya elevating cars but ya not gonna steal my, soull this is the horcrux of me that your never gonna ever take away from me, no I just wanna throw my wand away Get really pissed with ron and hermione Cause you blew me up Your spells were cheap Was always wanting to tortue me I ran far, you caught up with me up but that was then and this is now, now look at me This is the horcrux of me, that your never gonna ever take away from me, no This is the horcrux of me, that your never gonna ever take away from me, no Throw ya spells and ya wands throw ya elevating cars but ya not gonna steal my, soull this is the horcrux of me that your never gonna ever take away from me, no (PAUSE MUSIC) *harry and voldamort fight on top of the scaffolding situated at the left side of the stage, whilst harry screams 'get off me, your not gonna break my soul* *voldermort falls off the ledge of the scaffolding* *harry slowly walks down the scaffolding and onto the main stage, and looks upto the stage lights, and sheds a single tear* (restart music) Now look at me im still alive My glasses are still on my face You wont ever steal my soul again, ever, no oh So you can keep those horcruxes They dont mean nothing anyway In fact you can steal all of them, yeah yeah EXCEPT FOR MEE (PAUSE MUSIC) *hermione and ron join harry on stage, and hug each other and then they all break into a dance routine full of vigorous body movements* (restart music) This is the horcrux of me, that your never gonna ever take away from me, no This is the horcrux of me, that your never gonna ever take away from me, no Throw ya spells and ya wands throw ya elevating cars but ya not gonna steal my, soull this is the horcrux of me that your never gonna ever take away from me, no *ron and hermione walk away and leave harry to ponder on what would of happend if voldamort killed him, he sheds another tear, screen fades to black* Le Fin.
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19-05-2012, 09:15 PM
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The Power of Christ Compels You (To Wurk It) By Fomas Kelchalavikaktischkyloff Biography After disgracing the noble countries of Bosnia & Herzegovina by failing to win Eurovision twice, Euro Pop Sensation and keen knitting pattern expert Fomas Kelchalavikaktischskyloff turned his back on the world of celebrity and twine and took off on an adventure of self discovery. The adventure however only lasted for 5 days as his time in Thailand was cut short after his kidney was stolen by a Thai Ladyboy named Meyloo Sunahmi, an ordeal that is currently being adapted into a Direct to TV Movie with Gabourey Sidibe playing Fomas, Danny Devito playing the role of Meyloo and Laura Linney as Hector, Fomas’ Hispanic sidekick. Fomas was at his lowest ebb after being deceived by the scheming HeShe and fell into a deep depression that lasted a year until a light in the form of a catholic priest saved him from his own darkness, a gesture which awakened a deep religious belief within Fomas resulting in him moving to Vatican City to pursue a life of faith. With Eurovision drawing near Fomas decided to try again and win for his new found home, armed with his hot beats and lyrics and with God at his side how could he possibly lose? Stage Directions The arena darkens and a huge stained glass window depicting St Ke$ha comes into view and with it several priests who begin to repeat the line ‘The Power of Christ compels you’ while a growing hymn rings out. The Priests’ chanting grows louder with the hymn until they they can’t shout any louder at which point all becomes quiet as a loud robotic voice finishes their chanting with a’...To work it’ and a giggle at which point Fomas bursts through the Stained Glass Window as his homage to Ke$ha begins. Throughout the song he can be seen dancing with slutty nuns in confessional boxes as well as choirboys on a stupidly big bed as well sauntering across a wall separating various gay people. Typical Fomas behaviour. At the bridge before the final chorus a gigantic crucifix complete with a larger then life Jesus is lowered above the audience, as Fomas reaches the final repetition of the chorus Jesus explodes in a piñata-esque fashion which douses the audience in a potent mix of Tequila and Rohypnol. The song climaxes in a group line dance section involving actual cardinals that ends with a cloud of chloroform being released upon the accompanying choir which leads to the priests dragging choirboys off in various directions. to the tune of: The Power of Christ Compels You... The Power of Christ Compels You! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! ....To wurk it Hot and sanctified If you’re one of us, then take a ride up aboard our pope mobile Where all the nuns have sex appeal And yes of course we rule 'cus reading Psalms is so damn cool And no, you don’t wanna mess with us Just look what happened to Judas I’ve got that Pope Hat on my head Seven choir boys in my bed I'm old and all sith-like So let’s go-o-o (Let’s go!) CHORUS: Tonight we’re praying hard Like we're reading Esdras We're keeping gays apart You know We're Patriarchs The Catholics are stars. We’re repenting like we’re jews We're always on the news Applying kids with booze You know We're Patriarchs The Catholics are stars JC turn it up It’s about damn time to preach it up I’m so sick of being so serious 'Cus My Pope Dress is too fabulous I’m just preachin’ truth I’m telling you ’bout the **** we do We’re confessin’ our sins, sleepin’ with nuns Repressin’ it all, hittin’ on boys (HARD!) I’ve got that Pope Hat on my head Seven choir boys in my bed I'm old and all sith-like So let’s go-o-o (Let’s go!) Tonight we’re praying hard Like we're reading Esdras We're keeping gays apart You know We're Patriarchs The Catholics are stars We’re repenting like we’re jews We're always on the news Applying kids with booze You know We're Patriarchs The Catholics are stars JC turn it up JC turn it up JC turn it up JC turn it up Tonight we’re praying hard Like we're reading Esdras We're keeping gays apart You know We're Patriarchs The Catholics are stars We’re repenting like we’re jews We're always on the news Applying kids with booze You know We're Patriarchs The Catholics are stars
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19-05-2012, 09:20 PM
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 And that ends our performances for tonight! We've had 11 wonderful entries this year, which is in no way a disappointing turnout compared to previous competitions! Not at all! Dicks. But now the time has come for you, the judges and European public, to vote for your favourite acts. In case you've forgotten about them already, aside from checking with your GP for short-term memory loss please remind yourselves with these handy spoilers  Italy: "Iconic", Alaniso Morrisseti (Niamh) http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/s...&postcount=251 United Kingdom: "Sound of a Povvo Crown", Oiks Aloud (Zee) http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/s...&postcount=263 Kosovo: "Kosovo", idfk (Marc) http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/s...&postcount=276 Sweden: "Swede Dream", Shuyonce (Shaun) http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/s...&postcount=284 Germany: "Is my Tea Ready Yet? (feat. michael21)", Dr. Joseph Gayballs (Nathan) http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/s...&postcount=293 Finland: "Tsunami on the Moon", Cheetah & Violet (GypsyGoth) http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/s...&postcount=301 Romania: "The Cultural Stereotype Song", De Varza Umplute (Livia) http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/s...&postcount=311 Norway: "Wannabe (A TiBB Member)", The Spicy *****s (*Kate*) http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/s...&postcount=316 France: "********", Nathaniel (feat. Noveau-Dale-Win) (Mollie.) http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/s...&postcount=326 Moldova: "Horcrux of Me", Harry Potter (AndrewWyld) http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/s...&postcount=332 Vatican City: "The Power of Christ Compels You (to Wurk It!), Fomas Kelchalavikaktischkyloff (Dezzy) http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/s...&postcount=339 Now, to vote, you must PM this top fella called Shaun and give him the names of your FOUR favourite acts of the evening! Please also vote for these in order of preference! For example: Quote:
Judges: We require you to rank ALL of the acts performed tonight in order of preference. I ask that you vote fairly and professionally, taking the following criteria into count: effort, creativity, originality and memorability. Please remember: Caitlea Marcs was an introduction act and is not one of the entrants. All votes close tomorrow at 8pm, and the results show will take place at 9! Good luck et au revoir.
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19-05-2012, 09:20 PM
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Dezzy
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19-05-2012, 09:21 PM
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Just caught up these have all been amazing
 
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19-05-2012, 09:22 PM
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France has been my favourite but I've loved them all.
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19-05-2012, 09:24 PM
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Although there were fewer participants, I feel like the quality was much higher this time around. Well done everyone
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