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HOLLYWOOD ACTOR AND ACTRESS TO ENTER THE BB HOUSE WITH NUDIST COUPLE

One Hollywood actor and actress will enter the Big Brother house this coming Friday alongside a twenty something nudist couple as ratings fell to an all time low yesterday. With it's expensive Las Vegas themed house and what they'd hoped to have been the most exciting mix of housemates chosen to date in the shows controversial twelve years history, C5 bosses have been left bitterly disappointed as they've failed to live up to their expectations and as a result many bored viewers have been quickly switching off in their thousands.

There are also rumours that the as yet unknown actor, actress and nudist couple will be involved in a twist that will see them breaking the hearts and dreams of three unlucky housemates, as the public will get the chance to secretly vote to save their favourites. The three with the lowest votes will be told by the informed new housemates to go to the diary room one by one, before Big Brother themselves break the news to them that they must secretly leave immediately with no goodbyes to their fellow housemates. C5 are confident that they can bring back those many lost viewers and attract many more in an attempt to boost the ratings considerably.

We spoke to a few Big Brother purists yesterday and they told us that the lack of any live feed is one of the many main causes of the shows demise. We put this to C5 and they rejected it strongly with the following statement "Live feed is no longer the way foward for the show and a fresh editing approach is always essential in order to attract a new generation of Big Brother fans and we are still confident the show can be bigger and better than it's ever been before.