[Thotmas]

Originally Posted by sooty

I had to check who is Jay-z.

Sooty, are you serious?

[Thotmas]

When I got to the toilet for a number 2, i'm paranoid that everyone can hear the "PLOP", so I like to put toilet paper above the water so no plop is heard!

[CharlieO]

omg ive done that before

[sooty]

Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo

Sooty, are you serious?

I am afraid I am.

But now I know.

[sooty]

Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo

When I got to the toilet for a number 2, i'm paranoid that everyone can hear the "PLOP", so I like to put toilet paper above the water so no plop is heard!

Ha ha, Ceecee
How about this. This is an article (part) from Internet. A visitor to Japan wrote about their toilet.

"With Japanese toilets, you can deodorize, should the need arise. In public bathrooms (not in ours) you can even press a button that makes a flushing noise, if you need to toot. There is no reason to lose face in a Japanese bathroom due to flatulence. There's a low and high flush, for number 1 and number 2. (The Earth is also a fan of Japanese toilets.)"

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Hello everyone! I want Italy to win tonight! Forza azzurri!

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by Vanessa

Hello everyone! I want Italy to win tonight! Forza azzurri!

hello vanessa love italy to winn i dont think so sorry

[JobsForTheBoys]

Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo

When I got to the toilet for a number 2, i'm paranoid that everyone can hear the "PLOP", so I like to put toilet paper above the water so no plop is heard!

I was in a public toilet recently and as I was washing my hands there was a bloke in one of the cubicles let out a huge fart. He immediately said "oops sorry". I thought. who's he talking to, because I dont think there was anyone in there with him?

[sooty]

Originally Posted by JobsForTheBoys

I was in a public toilet recently and as I was washing my hands there was a bloke in one of the cubicles let out a huge fart. He immediately said "oops sorry". I thought. who's he talking to, because I dont think there was anyone in there with him?

Wasn't he polite?
George Michael lookalike might have been in there ?

[GypsyGoth]

[King Gizzard]

Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo

When I got to the toilet for a number 2, i'm paranoid that everyone can hear the "PLOP", so I like to put toilet paper above the water so no plop is heard!

or you can just fake cough

[Jords]

Originally Posted by JobsForTheBoys

I was in a public toilet recently and as I was washing my hands there was a bloke in one of the cubicles let out a huge fart. He immediately said "oops sorry". I thought. who's he talking to, because I dont think there was anyone in there with him?

HAHAHA same scenario happened to me once and I just burst out laughing and had to leave

Best day ever tbh

[sooty]

Where is Ammi?

[Merry Mockmas]

I was wondering where Ammi has been aswell Sooty.

Anyway I really am scared that Luke S is only my fourth worst Housemate on Big Brother, and could drop to fifth if Becky isn't careful so it's getting scary.

[sooty]

Ammi might have some family commitment. Let's wait.



Do you like Luke S? I want Deana to win.

Becky is a fantastic entertainer. I liked her when she first joined the house, but not any more for various reasons.

Nice house mates could be boring, on the other hand, annoying, horrible house mates are interesting to watch.
I do not mind they stay in the house longer, as long as they do not win!

Good luck to both of us

[Merry Mockmas]

Originally Posted by sooty

Ammi might have some family commitment. Let's wait.



Do you like Luke S? I want Deana to win.

Becky is a fantastic entertainer. I liked her when she first joined the house, but not any more for various reasons.

Nice house mates could be boring, on the other hand, annoying, horrible house mates are interesting to watch.
I do not mind they stay in the house longer, as long as they do not win!

Good luck to both of us

No I hate Luke S, it's just that I hate Conor, Ashleigh, and Sara more.

[Munchkins]

Old snobby woman in Marks and spencers, pushing me out of the way ><
just because i am decades younger than you, does not mean you can treat me like s*** ok

[Merry Mockmas]

Originally Posted by Munchkins

Old snobby woman in Marks and spencers, pushing me out of the way ><
just because i am decades younger than you, does not mean you can treat me like s*** ok

Omg I find that so annoying, the once that happened to me and I shoved the prick out of the way.

[Thotmas]

I still want to be the kids from Laguna beach season 1....

[Holly Christmas]

Originally Posted by Munchkins

Old snobby woman in Marks and spencers, pushing me out of the way ><
just because i am decades younger than you, does not mean you can treat me like s*** ok

Ignorant moo cow. You should have stood on her foot.

I was in a supermarket once and an old man was coming the other way - we both had trolleys. He gave me the evil eye and shouted You! move!

Pffft.

[Thotmas]

Roger Moore just praised Daniel craig as the best bond ever! I have yet to see any of his movies.

When there's left over mince meat from the meal earlier I like to put in on bread with a slice of cheese and toast it, ummm

[Thotmas]

Originally Posted by sooty

Ha ha, Ceecee
How about this. This is an article (part) from Internet. A visitor to Japan wrote about their toilet.

"With Japanese toilets, you can deodorize, should the need arise. In public bathrooms (not in ours) you can even press a button that makes a flushing noise, if you need to toot. There is no reason to lose face in a Japanese bathroom due to flatulence. There's a low and high flush, for number 1 and number 2. (The Earth is also a fan of Japanese toilets.)"

Oh wow, The Japanese always ahead, always think of everything. I need this, including that shower where you just lay down and the shower washes you (not a bath)

[sooty]

Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo

Oh wow, The Japanese always ahead, always think of everything. I need this, including that shower where you just lay down and the shower washes you (not a bath)

These must be the latest ones, very modern.

Youtube video

Youtube video

[sooty]

Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo

Roger Moore just praised Daniel craig as the best bond ever! I have yet to see any of his movies.

When there's left over mince meat from the meal earlier I like to put in on bread with a slice of cheese and toast it, ummm

Really? I thought Sean Connery was the best.
But I really liked Daniel Craig with The Queen at Olympic opening. I will never forget the scene.
Good for Roger Moore. I like modest people.

(Ceecee, you make me hungry!)

[Thotmas]

Originally Posted by sooty

Really? I thought Sean Connery was the best.
But I really liked Daniel Craig with The Queen at Olympic opening. I will never forget the scene.
Good for Roger Moore. I like modest people.

(Ceecee, you make me hungry!)

Even though I haven't seen Craig yet, for me Sean was the best. Roger knows too, his ego just won't allow him to admit it publicly so he's saying Craig

Re: the vids you posted


When Nickelback's you remind first came out I used to think the third line said "tired of living like a black man"