[Jords]

Originally Posted by Smithy

[King Gizzard]

Much like a badger using a cloaking device on a dark night, this 10x8 print of Paul Ross has been sadly overlooked by the general public.

The reasons for this remain largely unclear. Was it Ross' open-mouthed, alluring pose? Or perhaps the lack of respectable foliage in the background? Whatever the reason, it should not put you off this wonderful print of the man whose name you see on Billboards everywhere (normally alongside the word 'Fabulous' and 5 glowing stars).

The quality of the print - which hangs in the hallway of my flat and leaves guests slack-jawed in wonderment - is simply phenomenal. You can make out literally every smile line on Ross' face and he stares, goggle-eyed, into the lens of the proud photographer. As an added bonus, the matt finish also makes it easily washable should you accidentally spill tea or cranberry juice on it. It can also be used as a sort-of scarecrow, as it has recently been discovered that large birds suffer from a fear of high-quality film reviewing.

Compared with the more popular 20" canvas print, this version is perhaps more suited to the hallways and bathrooms of the world and it has clearly proved less of a seller than it's more glamourous companion, but, nevertheless, the quality and talent which has gone into creating this materpiece cannot be denied.

A must-buy for anyone who, like me, simply cannot get enough of the man they call Paul 'five-stars' Ross.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Photographic...7063762&sr=1-8

[Shaun]

I smell a new TiBB game, Nate

[Benjamin]

How did I miss this thread?

[Stu]

Title of review on the Paul Ross one : A Beacon Of Hope.

ROFL

[Lewis.]

hahahaha

I now know WTF you were on about That's genius!?

[Stu]

''When I got it home, I noticed that the pose was different. He was mid-sentence. A sentence that I know for a fact was not a sick boast about the granddaughter of a beloved TV icon. Every time I look at this picture, I forget the turgid moral vacuum that we all are forced to live in today, and instead I smile. Smile, then start laughing. Then I keep on laughing for around 15 minutes, then I got back to smiling. The whole process takes around 18 minutes from start to finish. So it might not be suitable for those with busy lives.''

[King Gizzard]

[Shaun]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/German-Regul...d_sim_sbs_kh_1

oh my god

With one eye on the forthcoming European Championships, I logged onto Amazon with the intention of buying one of those England flags that you fly from a vehicle window. However after stumbling upon this jazzy number I felt compelled to purchase one. Imagine my disappointment when it arrived and I realised that it was simply too large to flutter from a window but, being one to turn misfortune to my advantage, I realised that I could fasten it to the side of my transit van no problem. It fit like a glove! After buying another flag for the other side, my old van looked the proverbial bee's knees. Given I intended to travel to Poland for the Championships in my trusty vehicle, I thought it best to take a test drive to make sure the flags worked properly. Sure enough, after driving round Northern France on a booze trip, the flags worked a treat! You wouldn't believe the number of heads my old van turned and odd continental waves I got.

I can certainly recommend the German Regular Nazi Party 1920-1945 flag, it pimps a van like nothing else and I can't wait to storm into Poland in it in July to see our boys take on the opposition!

[Shaun]

This crazy little fashion accessory arrived promptly in the post - possibly due to Der Fuhrer's enormously successful attempts at making delivery trains run on time, but more probably due to the fact that it was attached to a doodlebug which flattened six rows of houses in a neighbouring street.

crying

[Novo]

Mein Kampf is frequently brought with this item.. funnily enough i would never have guessed that

[Shaun]

Sexist Pens of the Day: Clever Amazon reviewers are enlising sarcasm as a weapon against Bic’s idiotic For Her line of pens. Here’s one of the classics:

http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-...owViewpoints=1

[Harry!]

I DID print a copy of the picture from Amazon. I never did put it on my wall though, my bedroom already looks cluttered.