[Vicky.]

Copied from the mod thread as I felt I should share with everyone

Gav took his daughter for some new shoes today. There was apparently a big fat woman in the queue in front of them with a really skinny male companion. His daughter asked him very loudly if 'that fat woman has been eating all of his food?'

Hearing the story made me laugh, not smile but it belongs here. Had I actually been there I would have been in absolute hysterics...and probably earned a punch in the mouth from the woman in question