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Originally Posted by the truth
hmm once you settle into a set routine I find sex is less memorable...enjoyable but not so memorable
Im not a man who likes to do it in the pool or on park benches,
but the beach is my fave , our frozen white backsides bouncing off the pale moonlight, with just our bodies to provide any heat, away from the idiotic human race, just the 2 of us on planet earth, and in between the spanking and the rhythmic pumping, me providing the bob marley tunes, badly  what woman could resist?
the worst? semi lob on..... always boil the frog slowly 
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Is this a dating service?
Anyway being serious I can't have sex outside, I have a weird phobia about sitting down or lying down outside so it would definitely have to be indoors, and the girl to actually have personality and not be scared of me would also be preferable.
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