She's drunk again, the old lady next door,
she had too much sherry then had some more,
she'll wake in the morning, no sign of Claus,
just a puddle of piss on her wooden floors.
He came down the chimney, saw the sight,
Guessed she did this every night.
But that's why we love her, this silly mess,
She's kind and sweet and relieves my stress.
Have yourself a merry little Christmas dear Locke,
Some people say for Christmas you want Novos cock,
but to those haters we say no, no, no,
We all all know that you want the ho, ho, ho.
So buy her a gift that will blow her away,
before you catch her blowing santa for pay.
Oh, look it's so nearly Christmas day,
Ammi's still pining because ukturtle is gay,
she wants nothing more than to unwrap him
so will try no doubt to get him drunk on gin,
but alas her plan will come undone,
so instead she'll ask santa to take her up the bum.
Merry Christmas my little ginger friend,
hope your humour never reaches an end,
because if it does then a price you'll pay,
we'll lock you in debates with Kizzy all day,
and while we eat all the christmas dinner,
kizzy will remind you she is the debates winner.
Dearest, darling Shaun, don't touch santas sack,
once you have him you'll never go back,
and you'll become obsessed, want him to yourself,
but I'm afraid to him your just another slutty elf.
So instead get too drunk and merry,
touch yourself while wasted on sherry.
It's never too late to be who you once could have been...
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Anyway there's an explanation and I don't really appreciate your tone. It's very aggressive so I'm going to close this, sorry for killing the internet mate
19-11-2012, 06:31 PM
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