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Old 07-01-2013, 03:23 PM #101
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Best comeback ever. Il tell you though i am worth a quick punt. You knkw what they say....once youve had peter youl never walk reeter
All I know, is that when women have sex they shout mine and my fathers names. I've never heard anyone scream "Peter".
 
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but your not called peter!
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if someone called me peter dureing sex with me that would put me right off my stroke,
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But I'm omnipresent.
 
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i hear the words deeper and harder a lot!
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what would someone call you?
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john and barbra on the weekends
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well apart from very talented
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The accused?
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Your being very blue jesus, whats come over you.?
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Your being very blue jesus, whats come over you.?
Really? I'd re-read your own and sheriffs posts before you start accusing others. I'm suggestive at best.
 
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So your saying me and sheriff have come all over you?
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Hadn't thought of you in a long time
But you keep sending me funny valentines
And I know you think it comes off vicious
But it's precious, adorable
Like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse
That's how much it hurts
How many times has your boyfriend said
"Why are we always talking 'bout her?"

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So your saying me and sheriff have come all over you?
I'm saying that I'm never blue. Blue requires no intelligence, and lacks subtlety.

Which definitely describes you and Sheriff.
 
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Crikey.....what have you lot been on this afternoon?
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oh no you don't.
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I'm saying that I'm never blue. Blue requires no intelligence, and lacks subtlety.

Which definitely describes you and Sheriff.
your a pervert like the rest of us!
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