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Old 31-01-2013, 10:43 AM #1
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Default 54 Reasons why being single is COMPLETELY FINE

1.) You can do what you want, when you want

2.) You donít have to spend any money on phone calls

3.) You donít have to meet the parents

4.) You donít have to visit them every other weekend

5.) You donít have to pay for holidays

6.) You donít have to remember birthdays

7.) You donít have to remember anniversaries

8.) You can nap on Valentineís Day

9.) You can judge other couples who are clearly miserable

10.) You can judge other couples who are going a bit OTT with their PDAs

11.) You can date

12.) Your mum doesnít ask you awkward questions about your relationship

13.) You get in fewer arguments

14.) You only buy food for yourself

15.) You can chase your own dreams - yes, itís a bit wanky, but itís trueÖ

16.) You can break wind - this applies both guys and girls

17.) You can flirt

18.) You can be spontaneous

19.) You can spend more time with your friends

20.) You donít have to buy condoms - well, as many, anyway

21.) You can make mistakes without hating yourself

22.) You can get some peace and quiet

23.) You actually have free time

24.) You can Ďfind yourselfí

25.) There is plenty of time, youíre only young

26.) All your DVDs will be in your own house

27.) You can dress like a slob

28.) You donít get moaned at for having stubble (on your legs, your face, or anywhere else for that matter)

29.) You donít have to share

30.) No one will get jealous

31.) Accidental pregnancies are significantly less likely

32.) You can let yourself go

33.) You donít have to lie as often

34.) Being single means you definitely have time to save for your wedding

35.) You can watch whatever you want on TV

36.) You can snore without getting an elbow in the back

37.) The duvet is ALL YOURS

38.) You donít have to put up with their friends

39.) No one will judge your eating habits

40.) The divorce rate is 34% - itíll only end in tears

41.) You can focus on work

42.) You can focus on finding your dream job

43.) You have more time to read articles on More Beans

44.) There are plenty more fish in the sea

45.) There are plenty more single people at work

46.) There are no toilet seat politics

47.) Thereís less chance youíll end up crying in a ball on the floor

48.) You can meet a beautiful stranger who will make your heart go BaBoom! wherever you go - and not feel guilty about it

49.) You donít have to feel guilty about really fancying that new person at work.

50.) You can talk freely to whoever you want about really fancying that new person at work (even them)

51.) You donít have to delete your internet history (JOKE! Sort ofÖ)

52.) You donít have to do things youíre not interested in

53.) You can stop pretending you like dogs/cats/children/football/shoppingÖ

54.) You can avoid getting killed (around a quarter of females murdered in the US are killed by a husband or boyfriend)
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Yes! I love being single! I don't want a relationship. I want to be free to do what i want.
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The main reason for me is my trust issues, but this was a good laugh and very correct <3
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The main reason for me is my trust issues, but this was a good laugh and very correct <3
Same here. i don't trust men at all.
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Its not as if I'm out shagging birds on the prowl though, I wouldn't mind a relationship tbh
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I just want the ride on a regular basis, is that so much to ask????
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What is this cost? I'm skint atm, I can pay you with other things xo
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I'd hate to be single tbh
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Same here. i don't trust men at all.
will it help if i dress as a woman?
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I highly doubt you have tried us all to say that
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hear hear not all of us are bad
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You said the same thing about women though
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The last guy i was interested in was such a liar. I found out he was married, so i ended things before anything happened.
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The last guy i was interested in was such a liar. I found out he was married, so i ended things before anything happened.
oh how evil was he
booooooooooooo him
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I did have a feeling something was not right from the beginning.
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you know what ness you were to good for him
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I'm better off single anyway. I hate people telling me what to do!
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59. You can buy 2 seater sports cars and go zoooooooooom knowing you'll never have to sell the little car for 50p when it can't accomodate a child seat

60. You can go to Mauritius for 3 weeks, leaving the UK without a care of what Europe does and have a wild time.

60s mumbers generally - you can go where you wish without getting earache from your partner where you have been to this time and why you've come home slighlty worse for wear
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